Change The World With My Hockey Stick-The Vandals

[ti:Change The World With My Hockey Stick] [ar:The Vandals] [al:BBC Sessions & Other Polished Turds] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Change The World With My Hockey Stick - The Vandals [00:03.95]Gonna change the world [00:05.11] [00:06.76]With my hockey stick [00:09.05] [00:09.97]Gonna make a real difference [00:12.03] [00:12.53]Feed the poor and heal the sick [00:15.03]I'll practice in my yard [00:16.07]Or in the showers every day [00:17.60]Until I get so goddamn good [00:19.12]That someone really super rich will say [00:20.66]Here's a million dollars [00:21.74]You can spend it how you like [00:23.32]You can change the f**king world [00:24.64]Or turn it into something nice [00:26.13]I'll use my stick [00:26.83]For foreign matters [00:27.32]Giving meaning to our planet [00:28.82]And anything we ever wanted [00:30.42]We will get to have it [00:31.60]And it's all thanks [00:32.41]To my hockey stick [00:33.15]And skill in which I use it [00:34.78]A hero to humanity [00:35.59]I swear I won't abuse it [00:36.93]I'll change the world [00:37.83] [00:38.66]I'll make a difference man [00:39.58]I'll change the world [00:40.72]With my hockey stick [00:41.51]Solving all our problems [00:44.22]Like crack and aids and [00:45.29]Murder violence syphilis [00:46.13]Global warming floods [00:47.13]And arson rape and birth defects [00:48.76]And things affecting ever person [00:50.29]War on crime and [00:51.17]Racism are problems of the past [00:52.73]You see [00:53.12]Thanks to the greatest hockey player [00:54.83]That would be me [00:55.86]World leaders are united [00:56.63]From the joy to watch me playing [00:58.34]As the planet gathers 'round [00:59.38]For the chance to hear me saying [01:01.09]This place is now utopia [01:02.64]And heaven is on earth [01:04.04]Me and my hockey stick [01:05.13]Can finally built this earth [01:06.13]I changed the world [01:07.53]I made a difference [01:08.85]I changed the world [01:09.98]With my hockey stick [01:11.01] [01:11.74]I changed the world [01:13.25]Yeah [01:13.74] [01:14.51]I changed the world [01:15.35]With my hockey stick [01:16.31]I solved all our problems [01:18.07]People don't appreciate the [01:19.02]Glory I have brought them [01:20.59]I saved this planet in [01:21.55]It's darkest hour [01:22.39] [01:23.31]So they will grovel [01:24.03]Beneath the man that saved them [01:25.14]From the curse [01:25.96]Appoint myself ruler of the universe [01:28.96] [01:39.63]And lots of family masses [01:40.91]They will grovel at my [01:42.07]Feet [01:42.27]And their lives [01:42.92]Will serve no purpose [01:43.75]Other than to honor me [01:45.04]And this stick it will [01:46.00]Now rule their lives [01:46.79]And dictate all their thoughts [01:48.14]And I'll re write our history [01:49.27]And thus reside as god [01:50.22]I'll rule the world [01:51.24] [01:52.07]I did it [01:53.03]I'll rule the world [01:54.03]With my hockey stick [01:54.98] [01:55.84]I'll rule the world [01:56.76] [01:57.53]Yeah [01:57.83] [01:58.45]I'll rule the world [01:59.33]With my hockey stick [02:00.65]Just because I am that good