假装正经 (硬曲卡点版)-几故

[ti:假装正经 (硬曲卡点版)] [ar:几故] [al:假装正经 (硬曲卡点版)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]假装正经 (硬曲卡点版) - 几故 [00:00.81]原曲：Ass Like That - Eminem [00:01.25]The way you shake it I can't believe it [00:03.80]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [00:06.77]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [00:09.52]D-doing doing doing [00:11.38]The way she moves she's like a belly dancer [00:13.85]She's shaking that a*s to the new Nelly jams I [00:16.45]Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer [00:19.12]Police saying "freeze" [00:20.50]D-doing doing doing [00:22.37]The way she moves she's like a belly dancer [00:24.72]She's shaking that a*s to the new Nelly jams I [00:27.35]Think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer [00:30.21]Police saying "freeze" [00:31.54]D-doing doing doing [00:33.27]What do you mean freeze [00:34.77]Please I'm a human being I have needs [00:36.76]I'm not done not 'til I'm finished peeing [00:38.92]I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing [00:41.27]Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees [00:43.90]I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me [00:47.00]And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee [00:50.25]Pee pee yes I make R&B [00:52.62]I sing song it go ring-a-chong a-*****-*****-*****-*****-***** [00:55.41]Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid [00:58.02]If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive [01:01.01]For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog I am a mere puppet [01:03.63]I can get away with anything I say and you will love it [01:07.16]The way you shake it I can't believe it [01:09.75]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [01:12.73]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [01:15.54]D-doing doing doing [01:18.17]I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true [01:20.79]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [01:23.71]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [01:26.44]D-doing doing doing [01:28.12]Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome [01:30.79]Now they getting older they're starting to grow bum-bums [01:33.57]I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn [01:36.18]Police saying "freeze" [01:37.52]D-doing doing doing [01:39.38]What do you mean freeze [01:40.79]Geez I just got my seat [01:42.14]I have ticket look I put it away my zipper's zipped [01:45.13]Please do not remove me from this movie theater please [01:47.60]I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene [01:50.54]I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene [01:53.05]And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman this movie's PG [01:55.79]Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney [01:58.79]I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free [02:01.53]Free yes free right back on the streets [02:04.47]What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy [02:06.86]I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man [02:09.52]And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand [02:13.18]The way you shake it I can't believe it [02:15.76]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [02:18.72]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [02:21.43]D-doing doing doing [02:24.14]I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true [02:26.88]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [02:29.69]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [02:32.43]D-doing doing doing [02:35.33]The way you shake it I can't believe it [02:37.75]I ain't never seen an a*s like that [02:40.68]The way you move it you make my pee-pee go [02:43.44]D-doing doing doing [02:49.00]D-doing doing doing [02:54.40]D-doing doing doing