Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas-Carlos Talavera con el Cuarteto Santa Ana de Ernesto Montiel

[ti:Redneck 12 Days of Christmas] [ar:Country Christmas Music All-Stars] [al:Christmas in Nashville - Country Holiday Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Carlos Talavera con el Cuarteto Santa Ana de Ernesto Montiel [00:00.80]Woo Somebody done been to the wal Mart [00:03.94]Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas [00:06.01]Well you cleaned up whatcha get [00:07.43]5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires [00:12.55]3 shot gun shells 2 hunting dogs [00:15.21]And some parts to a Mustang GT [00:17.97] [00:19.29]You got gypped there's 12 days to Christmas [00:22.43]I know that I got it covered [00:23.92]Look over there in the corner That's yours too [00:26.02]Yeah [00:26.60]12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets [00:29.35]Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation [00:32.16]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [00:34.89]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [00:38.88] [00:39.63]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [00:42.50]2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT [00:46.62] [00:47.42]Man these ain't normal Christmas presents [00:49.88]No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts [00:52.22] [00:52.80]Yeah you know like if you buy your wife earrings [00:55.78]That double as fishing lures [00:57.40] [00:58.30]Or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells [01:00.99] [01:01.92]Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker [01:03.75]Is something you did off the high dive [01:06.13] [01:06.85]Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights [01:09.73] [01:10.52]Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus [01:13.65]What's wrong with that [01:14.64]I didn't say anything's wrong with it it's hard to beat [01:17.05]12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets [01:19.71]Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:22.69]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [01:25.35]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [01:30.14]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [01:33.06]2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT [01:37.06] [01:38.29]Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas [01:40.52]Unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma [01:43.66]You're not listening to me [01:44.79]Get the car key out of your ear [01:46.47]That's where the 9 years probation comes in [01:49.14]I'm gonna do it for you again now listen [01:51.80] [01:53.06]12 pack of bud 11 wrestling tickets [01:55.61]Tin a' copenhagen 9 years probation [01:58.19]8 table dancers 7 packs of redman [02:00.53]6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts [02:03.93] [02:04.50]4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells [02:06.88]2 hunting dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT [02:15.09]Are you crying [02:16.00]No just my allergies [02:17.61]Happy holidays everybody