All Modern Conveniences

[ti:All Modern Conveniences] [ar:Clifford T Ward] [al:Mantlepieces (With Bonus Track)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.15]All Modern Conveniences - Clifford T Ward [00:01.76] [00:15.18]Old fashioned she might be [00:18.41] [00:21.40]Dated like last year's pop song [00:26.02] [00:27.96]Ageing like this year's calendar [00:32.11] [00:33.31]It's a wonder she can still raise a smile [00:38.45] [00:42.75]But in spite of her pension [00:45.69] [00:47.24]Governments and Ascension Day [00:49.68]She can [00:50.90] [00:53.82]Her local vicar serves her pie in the sky [00:58.21]While her M P talks about the policy for European entry [01:05.17] [01:05.91]In jargon she does not understand [01:10.11] [01:12.06]She's not interested [01:15.17] [01:17.08]She makes do [01:18.82] [01:19.68]She says she's happy [01:21.84] [01:24.26]Talking of her late husband who looks down [01:28.16]From the mantlepiece [01:29.95]She says she's happy [01:32.10] [01:33.67]Says she's happy [01:35.28] [01:36.89]Says she's happy [01:38.63] [01:39.55]Oh she says she's happy [01:41.95] [02:02.14]She likes her television [02:05.13] [02:08.15]'Crossroads' Coronation Street [02:11.34]And Robin Day's bow tie [02:13.68] [02:14.72]She likes the quiz shows [02:16.78] [02:17.82]Where people win a lot of money [02:19.97] [02:21.40]And that makes sense to her [02:25.16] [02:28.04]She likes to listen to the radio [02:31.61] [02:34.64]Music Clifford T [02:38.55] [02:39.52]She says he's nice [02:45.55] [02:46.92]He's flattered [02:49.25] [02:53.64]Birth [02:56.90] [02:58.12]Marriage [03:02.10] [03:03.07]Death [03:06.34] [03:10.26]She needs the local newspaper [03:14.90] [03:17.54]Derek writes what she likes to read [03:23.32] [03:29.37]But they're knocking down her house now [03:32.39]To build some more [03:34.56] [03:35.18]Knocking down her house now [03:38.01]Build some more [03:42.49] [03:46.23]She can read about it [03:47.97] [03:49.18]On the front page [03:51.47] [03:52.47]Or buy the same plot [03:55.66] [03:56.66]With new bricks [03:59.95] [04:00.73]For ten thousand pounds [04:07.02] [04:09.63]Central heating [04:11.80] [04:13.54]Separate dining room [04:16.07] [04:18.11]Detached the garage [04:21.47] [04:22.23]All modern conveniences