King Of Scurf (2007 Digital Remaster)-Bonzo Dog Band

[ti:King Of Scurf] [ar:Bonzo Dog Band] [al:Cornology] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]King Of Scurf (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band [00:17.79]I had alot of acne and pimples (pop pop) [00:22.14] [00:23.81]I had to stay at home [00:25.63] [00:26.63]Eventually no one came near me [00:30.39] [00:31.14](Eeeew Eeoogh ) [00:32.29] [00:32.90]All I had was my comb [00:34.54] [00:36.01]And when it came to girls [00:37.95] [00:38.91]The other guys seemed to have all the luck [00:43.82]Why hello honey like to come to the high school hop tonight huh [00:46.15]Wha hy you little chickadee [00:47.14]Until one day I heard them say [00:49.86](His comb is full of muck ) [00:52.43] [00:54.06](Now he's the King of Scurf) [00:56.31]They know me everywhere [00:57.79] [00:59.11](King of Scurf) [01:00.71]I got filthy hair [01:02.62] [01:03.78](He's got dandruff) [01:05.28] [01:06.07]More'n my share [01:07.10] [01:07.73]I'm the King of Scurfers yeah [01:10.26] [01:12.74](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [01:15.81]Hmm hmm hmm [01:17.10](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [01:20.22]Ooo ooo oooo [01:21.44](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [01:24.31] [01:25.03]Oh oh [01:26.17](King of Scurfers yeah ) [01:28.10] [01:30.28]Only last Saturday [01:31.35] [01:32.81]We had a scene at our local pub [01:36.65](Yah yiy yiy yiy that was fantastic ) [01:38.26] [01:39.31]Everybody was jumpin' and jivin' [01:42.68](Jump Oooo ) [01:43.42]Some were doin' the Bop [01:45.13] [01:45.90](Bop shoo waddy waddy) [01:46.69]Oh look what came over there [01:48.08]I was shooping my head [01:49.70]The dandruff spread [01:50.94]Wow Look at him go [01:52.70]Like leaves blowin' off of the trees [01:54.48] [01:56.33]Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers [01:59.21] [02:00.66]In scurf right up to their knees [02:02.93]I can feel it in my sneakers [02:04.22](Now he's the King of Scurf) [02:06.62]They know me everywhere [02:08.54] [02:09.59](King of Scurf) [02:10.51]I got filthy hair [02:12.21] [02:13.90](He's got dandruff) [02:15.03] [02:16.30]More'n my share [02:17.15] [02:17.92]I'm the King of Scurfers yeah [02:20.56] [02:22.76](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [02:25.14] [02:26.26]Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo [02:27.29](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [02:30.22] [02:31.42]Oooo hooo [02:32.21](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [02:34.77]Oh oh [02:35.64]King of Scurfers yeah [02:38.12] [02:42.68]At the beach one day [02:44.99]A muscle man kicked some sand in my face [02:49.08](Ha ha ha ha ha) [02:51.05]So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome [02:55.29]And soon put him back in his place [02:58.51]That's better [02:59.45]You see the top of my head [03:01.06] [03:01.73]Was evenly spread [03:02.72] [03:03.29]Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh ) [03:07.74] [03:08.37]The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids [03:11.85] [03:12.54]When they saw the state of my scalp [03:14.95]Wow The perfect amount [03:15.57](Now he's the King of Scurf) [03:18.85]They know me everywhere [03:20.41] [03:21.28](King of Scurf) [03:22.96]I got filthy hair [03:24.59] [03:25.65](He's got dandruff) [03:27.32] [03:27.99]More'n my share [03:29.07] [03:29.79]I'm the King of Scurfers yeah [03:31.97] [03:32.52]Guess I'll just have to start from scratch [03:34.52](Oooo scurfing yeah) [03:37.32] [03:38.10]Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm [03:40.20](Oooo scurfing yeah) [03:42.43]Ooo ooo ooo oooo [03:43.97](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [03:47.12]Woo oooo oooo oooo [03:48.14]King of Scurfers yeah [03:49.69] [03:51.70](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [03:54.73]Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah [03:56.43](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [03:59.68]Aah aah aah aaaah aah [04:00.98](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [04:04.01]The King of Scurf [04:04.99](King of Scurfers yeah ) [04:07.14] [04:09.19](Oooo scurfing yeah) [04:12.41]Wah aah aah aah aah [04:13.51](Oooo scurfing yeah) [04:15.55]Whoa oh oh aah aaah [04:17.52](Oooo scurfing yeah) [04:20.22]Wah aah aah aaahahaa [04:21.60](King of Scurfers yeah ) [04:24.93] [04:26.65](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [04:30.72]Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo [04:32.21](Ooooo scurfing yeah) [04:34.81]Ooo ooo ooo oooo [04:35.95](Oooo scurfing yeah) [04:38.73]Whoah oaah wah aah [04:39.63](King of Scurfers yeah )