How To Survive In South Central-Ice Cube

[ti:How To Survive In South Central] [ar:Ice Cube] [al:In the Movies] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How To Survive In South Central - Ice Cube (冰块酷八) [00:00.34]Composed by：Roger Troutman/Larry Troutman/Ice Cube [00:00.69]And now the wonderous world of [00:06.77]Hey come to Los Angeles [00:08.18]Where you and your family can have peace and tranquility [00:10.02]Enjoy the refinement [00:11.37]Hey bone hey n***a where you at though [00:15.99]Hello my name is Elaine [00:18.03]And I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles [00:21.38]How to survive in South Central what you do [00:23.49]A place where bustin a cap is fundamental [00:25.81]No you can't find the s**t in a handbook [00:28.13]Take a close look at a rap crook [00:30.64]Rule number one get yourself a gun [00:32.83]A nine in your ass'll be fine [00:34.99]Keep it in your glove compartment [00:36.64]'Cause jackers yo they love to start s**t [00:39.12]Now if you're white you can trust the police [00:41.19]But if you're black they ain't nothin' but beasts [00:43.54]Watch out for the kill [00:45.18]Don't make a false move and keep [00:46.49]Your hands on the steering wheel [00:48.15]And don't get smart [00:49.33]Answer all questions and that's your first lesson [00:52.34]On stayin' alive [00:53.82]In South Central yeah that's how you survive [00:56.96]Hi this is Elaine again [00:58.66]Are you enjoying your stay in South Central Los Angeles [01:02.00]Or has somebody taken your things [01:04.16]Have you witnessed a driveby [01:06.15]Okay make sure you have your camcorder ready [01:08.98]To witness the extracurricular activities [01:11.86]On blacks by the police [01:13.70]So you and your family can enjoy [01:15.29]This tape over and over again [01:17.87]Rule number two don't trust nobody [01:20.58]Especially a b***h with a hooker's body [01:23.50]'Cause it ain't nuttin but a trap [01:25.02]And females'll get you jacked and kidnapped [01:27.68]You'll wind up dead [01:29.41]Just to be safe don't wear no blue or red [01:31.85]'Cause most n***as get got [01:34.04]In either LA Compton or Watts [01:36.34]Pissed off black human beings [01:38.33]So I think you better skip the sight-seeing [01:40.61]And if you're nuttin but a mark [01:42.82]Make sure that you're in before dark [01:44.99]But if you need some affection mate [01:47.28]Make sure the b***h ain't a Section 8 [01:49.40]'Cause if so that's a monkey-wrench ho [01:51.62]And you won't survive in South Central [01:55.15]Now you realize it's not all that it's cracked up to be [01:58.16]You realize that it's f**ked up [02:00.03]It ain't nothin' like the s**t you saw on TV [02:02.83]Palm trees and blonde b***hes [02:04.97]I'd advise to you to pack your s**t [02:06.35]And get the f**k on punk motherf**ker [02:12.30]And you'll get your a*s straight smoked [02:14.06]Yo I wanna say whassup to DJ Chilly Chill Sir Jinx [02:17.74]Aiy'yo Cube these motherf**kers don't know what time it is [02:20.16]So show these motherf**kers what's happenin' [02:22.22]Tell these motherf**kers don't f**k around in South Central [02:26.31]God dammit [02:28.25]Rule number three don't get caught up [02:30.67]'Cause n***as are doing anything that's thought up [02:33.67]And they got a price [02:34.94]On everything from d**e to stolen merchandise [02:38.05]W**d to sherm [02:39.36]'Cause South Central LA is one big germ [02:41.96]Waitin for a brother like you to catch a disease [02:45.03]And start slangin ki's [02:46.26]To an undercover or the wrong brother [02:48.71]And they'll smother a out of town motherf**ker [02:51.15]So don't take your life for granted [02:53.00]'Cause it's the craziest place on the planet [02:55.31]In LA heroes don't fly through the sky of stars [02:58.34]They live behind bars [02:59.92]So everybody's doin' a little dirt [03:01.89]And it's the youngsters puttin' in the most work [03:04.09]So be alert and stay calm [03:06.25]As you enter the concrete Vietnam [03:08.73]You say the strong survive [03:10.47]S**t the strong even die in South Central [03:13.63]Yeah you b***hes you think I forgot about [03:15.09]Your a*s you tramp-ass hoes [03:16.98]You better watch out [03:18.05]And for you so called baller-ass n***as [03:20.22]You know what time it is [03:21.52]South Central ain't no joke [03:22.78]Got to keep your gat at all times motherf**kers [03:25.77]Better keep one in the chamber [03:26.79]And nine in the clip God dammit [03:28.55]You'll sho' get got just like that [03:31.06]This ain't no joke motherf**kers [03:32.97]Now I wanna send a shout-out to E-Dog the engineer [03:35.54]Puttin' his two cents in