This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich-Psychostick

[ti:This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich] [ar:Psychostick] [al:Sandwich] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich - Psychostick [00:30.58]I know what you're thinking [00:31.53] [00:32.67]You're thinking [00:33.09]"This is a song" [00:34.26] [00:35.20]Well I guess [00:35.70]I'll just have to show ya [00:37.29]Exactly where you are wrong [00:38.78] [00:39.31]Why aren't you hearing the cheese [00:40.51]Why aren't you feeling the ham [00:41.68]If you don't listen [00:42.49]You'll miss it [00:43.22]You don't understand [00:44.01]I will explain it all once [00:45.37]I can explain it all twice [00:46.70]To make it clear to your brain [00:47.99]Until you've taken a bite [00:49.06]It couldn't be a dam [00:50.18]'Cause it doesn't have a beaver [00:51.65]It's not the DMV [00:52.56]'Cause it doesn't make you wait [00:53.87]It couldn't be a taco [00:54.96]'Cause it isn't very crunchy [00:56.31]It couldn't be an Olsen [00:57.50]'Cause it isn't Mary-Kate [00:58.25] [00:58.79]It can't be Dirty Dancing [00:59.89]'Cause it doesn't make you vomit [01:01.20]It couldn't be an iron [01:02.23]'Cause it doesn't burn your face [01:03.65]It couldn't be Bruce Campbell [01:04.81]'Cause it isn't freakin' awesome [01:06.11]It couldn't be a keyboard [01:07.11]'Cause it doesn't have a space bar [01:10.02](Because) [01:11.16]This is not a song it's a sandwich [01:13.41]What would make you think otherwise [01:15.41] [01:16.09]This is not a song it's a sandwich [01:17.66] [01:18.39]Now no more of your vile filthy lies [01:20.69] [01:21.41](This is a song) No it's a sandwich [01:23.96] [01:24.82](Uh But it's a song) [01:27.70]No it's a sandwich [01:28.84] [01:36.07]So what are you thinking [01:37.25] [01:38.40]Still think this is a song [01:39.92] [01:40.76]Do you require more proof [01:41.99] [01:42.98]Do you enjoy being wrong [01:44.44] [01:45.04]Why aren't you hearing the meat [01:46.20]Why aren't you feeling the bread [01:47.30]If you don't listen you'll miss it [01:48.64]You're making me sad [01:49.72]I will explain it all once [01:50.97]I can explain it all twice [01:52.19]And then again and again [01:53.06]Until you've taken a bite [01:54.24] [01:54.75]It couldn't be a chick [01:55.83]'Cause it doesn't want to marry [01:57.10]It can't be Windows Vista [01:58.19]'Cause it doesn't suck enough [01:59.57]It couldn't be a boob [02:00.64]'Cause it isn't very squishy [02:01.99]It couldn't be a beer [02:02.99]'Cause it isn't good and stuff [02:04.38]It couldn't be a tub [02:05.36]'Cause it doesn't have a ducky [02:06.77]It couldn't be a stoner [02:07.82]'Cause it doesn't have a joint [02:09.38]It couldn't be an egg [02:10.30]'Cause there is no Easter Bunny [02:11.72]It couldn't be a song [02:12.72]'Cause it doesn't have a point [02:14.29] [02:15.32](Because) [02:16.59]This is not a song it's a SANDWICH [02:18.35] [02:19.28]What would make you think otherwise [02:20.82] [02:21.49]This is not a song it's a SANDWICH [02:23.26] [02:23.95]It's really just a hoagie in disguise [02:26.10](I'm pretty sure this is a song) [02:28.51]No it's a sandwich [02:29.62] [02:31.51](Song) Sandwich [02:34.45] [02:36.06](Song ) Sandwich [02:39.13] [02:40.46]Jesus dude [02:41.24]What is wrong with you [02:42.74]No it's a sandwich [02:44.14] [02:46.24]Lettuce bacon mayo [02:47.78]Tomato cheese olives [02:49.64]Onions frog tuna [02:51.49]Turkey peppers salami [02:53.38]Noodles pizza tires crowbars [02:55.59] [03:00.63]You bought (or stole ) [03:03.64]This dumb CD [03:04.87] [03:05.45]Now you are suffering [03:10.21]Driving home working out [03:12.46] [03:13.26]Or at your job [03:15.12]At your house or wherever [03:17.27] [03:18.18]On your iPod