Help Yourself-The Devil Makes Three

[ti:Help Yourself] [ar:The Devil Makes Three] [al:Do Wrong Right] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Help Yourself - The Devil Makes Three [00:16.60]Even the devil was an angel [00:18.08]Before he tried to rush the throne [00:20.00] [00:20.94]Lord they threw him down in hell [00:23.08]There all alone [00:24.02]And now he builds a castle [00:26.24]Out of the sinners' bones [00:28.02] [00:29.05]You'd be angry too [00:30.00] [00:30.56]If you could never go home [00:32.23]Well now I ain't no preacher [00:34.73]No preacher man's son [00:36.37] [00:37.38]I done some bad things [00:38.88]But I like to have my fun [00:40.37] [00:41.15]A thousand ways to heaven [00:42.36] [00:43.01]A thousand ways to hell [00:44.68]Well I say the good Lord [00:46.31]Helps those that help themselves [00:50.10] [00:50.84]So help yourselves now [00:52.48] [00:53.68]Old man Nicodemus could not [00:55.72]Make his heart believe [00:57.05] [00:58.11]He could see that Jesus [00:59.32]Had some tricks up his sleeve [01:01.38]Said now Oh man Jesus [01:03.52]I can't do things your way [01:05.25]But I can see you work [01:06.54]With somebody big [01:07.91]So I'm backing your play [01:09.40] [01:10.33]Old man Nicodemus [01:11.64] [01:12.18]His pockets they were deep [01:14.07]But on the day the Romans [01:15.37]Decided to put Jesus to sleep [01:18.15]Jesus could not care for money [01:20.13]Now or any such thing [01:22.12]Old Nicodemus paid to have Jesus [01:24.66]Just buried like a king [01:26.36]Well now I ain't no preacher [01:28.96]No preacher man's son [01:30.58] [01:31.71]I done some bad things [01:33.13]But I like to have my fun [01:34.75] [01:35.38]A thousand ways to heaven [01:37.54]A thousand ways to hell [01:39.11]Well I say the good Lord [01:40.80]Helps those that help themselves [01:44.66] [01:45.33]So help yourselves now [01:47.58] [01:48.33]Our father art in heaven [01:50.33]Hallowed be thy name [01:51.91] [01:52.72]Told Noah "build a boat" [01:54.40]On the driest of days [01:56.16]And everybody in the neighborhood [01:57.85] [01:58.36]Said old Noah was insane [02:00.29]I guess when the waters receded now [02:02.91]The truth was plain [02:04.50]Well now I ain't no preacher [02:07.07]No preacher man's son [02:08.64] [02:09.78]I done some bad things [02:11.24]But I like to have my fun [02:12.78] [02:13.50]A thousand ways to heaven [02:15.64]A thousand ways to hell [02:17.31]Well I say the good Lord [02:19.03]Helps those that help themselves [02:22.97] [02:23.78]So help yourselves now [02:25.60] [02:44.11]Moses was a great man [02:45.51]Parted the waters of the Red Sea [02:47.26] [02:48.06]Down the road to Egypt [02:49.78]He made sure the slaves were free [02:51.76]Well he could speak to God [02:53.78]So they say yes indeed [02:56.16]Well the noise of his voice [02:58.12]Would have made our poor ears bleed [03:00.64]Moses he had an army [03:02.94]I tell you all his own [03:04.69] [03:05.58]They stood in circles [03:07.07]Outside his very home [03:08.85]And when the the Pharaohs [03:09.96]Got to killing they left old moses alone [03:13.30]But the Romans drove their nails [03:15.49]Through old Jesus' bones [03:17.54]Well now I ain't no preacher [03:19.99]No preacher man's son [03:21.63] [03:22.80]I done some bad things [03:24.33]But I like to have my fun [03:26.32]Why they got Jesus now and not Moses [03:28.23] [03:29.28]Who can tell [03:30.32]But they do say the good Lord [03:32.17]Helps those that help themselves [03:36.16] [03:36.80]So help yourselves now