Wet Dream-The Hot Toddies

[ti:Wet Dream] [ar:The Hot Toddies] [al:Smell The Mitten] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Wet Dream (梦遗) - The Hot Toddies [00:07.70]He scraped his knee and no [00:09.93]One jerked him off or rubbed [00:11.20]His back for free [00:14.32]And someone might never love me [00:18.35]She was stung by a bee but [00:20.48]She still had to make [00:22.04]Them toast with honey [00:25.14]And how can I sleep when [00:26.99]Someone doesn't love me [00:28.83]We are lost at sea and no [00:31.51]One jerked us off and somebody [00:33.51]Thinks it's funny [00:35.83]That we will never agree [00:39.50]Salt water makes crappy chai tea [00:43.00]But I think I read in a magazine [00:48.10]How science proved that the universe [00:51.76]Is someone's erotic dream [00:56.80] [00:57.46]Based on these findings we've concluded [01:04.21]That oranges are better than tangerines [01:10.52] [01:19.27]He was in love with she [01:21.48]But she lusted for another he poor me [01:25.68]And there's a cute little kitty named misery [01:29.17] [01:29.87]And we died at sea and on [01:32.19]Top of that I couldn't find my car keys [01:37.01]One kitty two kitty now there's three [01:40.37]Four and five that's too many fleas [01:43.62]But I think I read in a magazine [01:49.07]How science proved that the universe [01:52.79]Is someone's erotic dream [01:57.85] [01:58.90]Based on these findings we've concluded [02:05.56]It's dangerous but fun to [02:08.13]Jump on trampolines [02:12.30] [02:19.13]One two three four [02:20.60]He scraped his knee and no [02:23.06]One jerked him off or [02:24.26]Rubbed his back for free [02:27.34]And someone might never love me [02:31.06]She was stung by a bee but [02:33.78]She still had to make them toast with honey [02:38.32]And how can I sleep when [02:39.99]Someone doesn't love me [02:42.19]We are lost at sea and no [02:44.50]One jerked us off and somebody [02:46.71]Thinks it's funny [02:48.94]That we will never agree [02:52.51]Salt water makes crappy chai tea [02:56.10]But I think I read in a magazine [03:01.38]How science proved that the universe [03:04.89]Is someone's erotic dream [03:10.11] [03:11.11]Based on these findings we've concluded [03:17.72]That oranges are better than tangerines [03:24.51]And if I said I knew the way to heaven [03:31.36]They'd have to hold me down [03:34.33]And squirt me twice with their pepper spray [03:38.47]They'd make me stand before the prosecution [03:45.23] [03:45.76]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to [03:50.66]Rot away [03:52.22] [03:52.89]And if I said I knew the way to heaven [04:00.36]They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice [04:04.88]With their pepper spray [04:07.89]They'd make me stand before the prosecution [04:15.45]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to [04:21.41]Rot away