Happy Hero-Negativland

[ti:Happy Hero] [ar:Negativland] [al:Dispepsi] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Happy Hero - Negativland [00:07.37]If I got shot [00:09.06] [00:12.77]I bet the press would pick it up [00:16.68]You'd like me all a lot [00:20.04]If I got beat [00:21.80] [00:25.35]When camera's rolled you'd see me [00:28.83]Lying bloody in the street [00:32.45] [00:33.75]If a crazy stalker stabbed me [00:37.26]Or if down the stairs I fell [00:41.23] [00:42.42]My room would fill with flowers [00:45.72]And with cards to wish me well [00:53.34] [00:54.78]And I'd be your happy hero [00:58.80]'Cause you'd heard my catchy song [01:02.66] [01:03.96]And after being ripped apart [01:07.84] [01:08.37]I could do no harm [01:11.48] [01:12.19]I know that I've done nothing [01:15.61]That a coward wouldn't do [01:19.60] [01:20.68]But even I might see things different [01:23.94] [01:24.55]After listening to you [01:31.72] [01:32.61]I'd be so hot yeah [01:37.27] [01:37.84]For the sale-price of a press release [01:42.15]Success can still be bought [01:45.43]I'd sit so tall [01:47.28] [01:50.49]They'd pluck me in a wheelchair [01:54.37]And they'd push me down the hall [01:58.12] [01:59.12]I'd play a song for dying kids [02:03.34]Your eyes would start to tear [02:06.61] [02:08.23]That would be the ticket to bolster my career [02:18.62] [02:20.10]And I＇d be your happy hero [02:24.15]And I'd sell another song [02:28.18] [02:29.39]And after viewing my big heart [02:33.54]You'd have me going strong [02:36.93] [02:37.62]I'd play a gentle lover in a movie for T V [02:45.04] [02:46.11]So I deserve your pity when my wife divorces me [02:56.93] [02:57.96]If someone told no [03:02.16] [03:03.59]Accused of f**king teen-aged boys [03:08.17]And beating others cold [03:11.34]You'd side with me [03:13.35] [03:16.28]And enough of your would doubt it [03:20.30]Which would likely set me free [03:24.12] [03:25.21]You'd say I didn't do it and that anyone could tell [03:32.80] [03:33.63]'Cause he＇s smooth and smart and pretty [03:36.80] [03:37.60]And he reads his lines so well [03:44.85] [03:46.12]And to be your happy hero [03:50.19]I'd just sing another verse [03:54.04] [03:55.44]The more I sing [03:57.37]The more you would relieve me from my curse [04:02.57] [04:03.69]Release me from your consciousness [04:08.05]As I bring down the floor [04:11.14] [04:12.62]Selling Pepsi from the stage [04:16.68]You yell and scream for more