Weasel-Slow Gherkin

[ti:Weasel] [ar:Slow Gherkin] [al:Double Happiness] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Weasel - Slow Gherkin [00:25.27]I bought them just a week ago [00:26.47]I thought they'd make good pets [00:27.50]But all they do is chew on me [00:29.01]And smoke my cigarettes [00:30.15]My house is trashed my scooter crashed [00:31.32]My Sunday suit is ruined [00:32.44]Not to mention my white boy [00:33.83]Hide is one big open wound [00:34.97] [00:44.30]My extremities are dismembered [00:45.50]And my poor old face is cut [00:46.80]And now here comes those razor teeth [00:47.92]They're lunging for my butt [00:48.70]They drink my Beck's they fry on X [00:50.07]And all they do is rave [00:51.03]So one day I got sick of them [00:52.18]And I threw them in the godd**n microwave [00:53.92] [01:03.03]Skankin' weasel skankin' weasel [01:08.29] [01:11.61]Weasel weasel [01:12.19] [01:22.07]I turned the knob to super high [01:23.23]And pressed the button cook [01:24.38]But then I saw the cord chewed through [01:25.74]And then the weasel booked [01:26.66]He darted in the kitchen [01:27.58]And into the living room [01:28.95]I ran after him throwing knives [01:30.16]And swinging my old broom [01:31.15]I swang and swang but did not hit [01:32.31]The weasel was too fast [01:33.54]So I got out my pocket knife and [01:34.92]I hit one in the a** [01:36.16]Finally got a hold of one [01:37.38]The death sentence was dealt [01:38.31]I popped him in the pressure cooker [01:39.74]And watched him slowly melt [01:40.63] [01:49.81]Skankin' weasel skankin' weasel [01:54.65] [01:58.35]Weasel weasel [01:59.22] [02:09.02]Weasel weasel [02:13.40]Weasel weasel