Under The Kilt-Dr Macdoo

Anytime the wind is blowing - that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing Finally they think they’ll know - what’s under the kilt Just because I don’t wear trouser - what’s the thing that so arouses All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk Cos I’m the lad they fancy All the lassies and their aunties Wonder if I’m wearing panties Under the kilt So down in Sauchihall Street - that’s where the people all meet They’ll never get it from me - nobody will Chorus: Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies Oh-aye, my purple glasses Oh-I’ve a few suprises Under the kilt Oh-aye, the bonnie lassies Oh-aye, my purple glasses Oh-aye, my feet are dancing Under the kilt Uncle Shug and auntie Morag - cousin Duff and Jock the toe-rag They will come with grandma Flora - everyone will To see the rain and hear the thunder It’s a magic place down-under In my kingdom full of wonder Under the kilt Chorus Swing it high and swing it low - ready now it’s time to go Come along and wave your tartan - this is where the party’s starting Oh-aye, the pipes are blowing Oh-aye, my feet are going Tipity-tappety tippity-tappety Under the kilt Chorus*2 Swing it high and swing it low - ready now it’s time to go Come along and wave your tartan - this is where the party’s starting Oh-aye, the pipes are blowing Oh-aye, my feet are going Tipity-tappety tippity-tappety Under the kilt Tipity-tappety tippity-tappety Under the kilt