Dare to Be Stupid-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Dare to Be Stupid (《变形金刚：大电影》电影插曲)] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Transformers: The Movie (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]Dare to Be Stupid (《变形金刚：大电影》电影插曲) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00.02]Written by：Al Yankovic [00:00.04] [00:21.94]Put down your chainsaw and listen to me [00:24.24]It's time for us to join in the fight [00:25.87] [00:26.88]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys [00:29.58]It's time to let the bedbugs bite [00:31.23] [00:31.90]You better put all your eggs in one basket [00:34.22]You better count your chickens before they hatch [00:36.45] [00:37.19]You better sell some wine before it's time [00:40.02]You better find yourself an itch to scratch [00:41.90] [00:43.16]You better squeeze all the charming you can while Mr Walpole's not around [00:47.03] [00:47.99]Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan [00:50.46] [00:56.38]Talk with your mouth full [00:58.10] [00:59.02]Bite the hand that feeds you [01:00.75] [01:01.74]Bite on more than you chew [01:03.35] [01:03.88]What can you do [01:04.59] [01:05.72]Dare to be stupid [01:06.50] [01:07.03]Take some wooden nickles [01:08.65] [01:09.68]Look for Mr good bar [01:11.22] [01:12.37]Get your mojo working now [01:14.55]I'll show you how [01:15.32] [01:16.02]You can dare to be stupid [01:17.11] [01:18.03]You can turn the other cheek [01:19.06] [01:20.71]You can just give up the ship [01:22.03] [01:23.38]You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip [01:25.78] [01:27.07]Dare to be stupid [01:27.90] [01:29.26]Come on and dare to be stupid [01:30.49] [01:31.40]It's so easy to do [01:32.90]Dare to be stupid [01:33.88]We're all waiting for you [01:34.97] [01:35.83]Let's go [01:36.15] [01:46.65]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill [01:49.61]So can I have a volunteer [01:51.06] [01:52.20]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk [01:54.78]Now it's time for crying in your beer [01:56.35] [01:57.30]Settle down raise a family join the PTA [02:00.08]Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevy [02:02.51] [02:03.08]And party' till you're broke and they drive you away [02:05.28]It's OK you can dare to be stupid [02:07.86] [02:08.74]It's like spitting on a fish [02:10.12] [02:11.41]It's like barking up a tree [02:12.59] [02:13.88]It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free [02:16.51] [02:17.75]Dare to be stupid yes [02:19.28] [02:19.92]Why don't you dare to be stupid [02:21.16] [02:22.11]It's so easy to do [02:23.50]Dare to be stupid [02:24.15] [02:24.69]We're all waiting for you [02:25.86]Dare to be stupid [02:26.53] [02:27.41]Burn your candle at both ends [02:29.42]Look a gift horse in the mouth [02:31.32] [02:32.72]Mashed potatoes can be your friends [02:34.53] [02:40.76]You can be a coffee achiever [02:42.74]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver [02:45.60]The future's up to you [02:46.76]So what you gonna do [02:48.21]Dare to be stupid [02:49.53]Dare to be stupid [02:50.35] [02:50.89]What did I say [02:52.20]Dare to be stupid [02:53.51]Tell me what did I say [02:54.98]Dare to be stupid [02:56.27]It's alright [02:57.07] [02:57.70]Dare to be stupid [02:58.60]We can be stupid all night [02:59.69] [03:00.38]Dare to be stupid [03:01.08] [03:01.61]Come on join the crowd [03:02.92]Dare to be stupid [03:03.73] [03:04.27]Shout it out loud [03:05.16] [03:05.70]Dare to be stupid [03:06.45] [03:06.97]I can't hear you [03:07.72] [03:08.24]Dare to be stupid [03:09.54]OK I can hear you now [03:11.08]Dare to be stupid [03:12.18]Let's go dare to be stupid [03:13.72]Dare to be stupid [03:14.43] [03:15.02]Dare to be stupid [03:16.23]Dare to be stupid [03:16.96] [03:17.55]Dare to be stupid [03:18.28] [03:18.97]Dare to be stupid [03:19.71] [03:20.26]Dare to be stupid [03:21.04] [03:21.60]Dare to be stupid