Sermon-The Slackers

[00:17.53]Ladies and gentleman welcome to the church of slack [00:23.05](Oh ah yeah you yeah you) [00:27.65]I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil [00:32.98](Oh ah yeah you yeah you) [00:35.20]The clutches of sin (clutches of sin) [00:39.15]And the devils and daemons lurking from within [00:42.59](Oh oh oh daemons lurking from within) [00:46.88]Yes ladies and gentlemen [00:49.29]I come before you today [00:50.99]And I present you the world's first guilt free religion [00:56.40](Oh ah yeah you yeah you ha ha) [01:01.10]That's right boys and girls [01:03.12]No more waking up early on sunday morning [01:05.85]It's all about believing in yourself (yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah) [01:14.82]I said it's all about believing in yourself [01:18.65](Yeah oh oh yeah yeah yeah you door you door) [01:25.81]I said it's all about believing in yourself (yeah yeah oh yeah yeah) [01:32.58]Now listen up closely and listen to me [01:35.97]And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life b******t free [01:40.31](Bullshit b******t b******t b******t bullshit) [01:44.01]That's right ladies and gentlemen (bullshit) [01:46.34]Everybody out there listen to me right now [01:50.19]I want you to put your hand on the stereo (yeah yeah yeah) [01:54.48]Put your hand on the speaker (oh yeah yeah) [01:56.89]Not that speaker the other speaker [01:58.55]Put your hand on the speaker (yeah yeah) [02:01.22]I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them (yeah) [02:05.52]And I want you to repeat after me [02:07.91]I am somebody (I am somebody) [02:11.68]I said I am somebody (I said I am somebody) [02:16.27]And I'm gonna believe in myself (and I'm gonna believe in myself) [02:21.12]Because (because) [02:23.74]I am somebody (I am somebody) [02:28.71]And I'm gonna shake my ass