1-900-B**ches-H.W.A

[ti:1-900-B**ches] [ar:H.W.A] [al:Livin' In A Hoe House] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]1-900-B**ches - H.W.A [00:05.86]Momma, Momma, dad's calling 1-900 numbers again! [00:11.09] [00:22.40]Picture this: the house is empty [00:24.80]You're looking at the phone, so motherf**king tempting [00:26.90]Then you see us on the TV, so you copy the number [00:30.06]Real fine hoes make your mind start to wander [00:32.75]Dial 1-900 on your telephone [00:34.17]Hoping that your wife don't bring her fat a** home [00:37.99]The phone is ringing, your heart is beating fast [00:40.65]You know I'm talking sh*t on your monkey a** [00:42.69] [00:43.35]1-900-248-2437 [00:47.60] [00:48.71]You dialed it again, that makes it eleven [00:50.87]Times you called, yeah, that's a b**ch [00:53.41] [00:53.95]Call it again, 'cause you're making me rich [00:56.63]Five dollars a minute you call [00:59.11]After that, you get f**ked up your doo doo walls [01:01.79]Seventy five cents, now the rates begin [01:03.86] [01:04.86]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [01:10.24] [01:12.54]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [01:15.16]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [01:20.88] [01:22.96]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [01:25.08] [01:25.91]The telephone company and the workers, too [01:27.68] [01:28.36]Looking at your bill, tripping on you [01:30.31] [01:30.96]Time after time, they see the same number [01:32.83]Them goofy motherf**kers start to wonder [01:36.23]So they went to the phone, and tried it for themselves [01:38.80]Four weeks later, they got to seek help [01:41.86]Just like the pipe, they call it addiction [01:43.68] [01:44.30]You can't stop calling, creating confliction [01:46.19] [01:46.98]Still your f**king wife in the middle of the night [01:49.63]Me on the phone, you there at home [01:51.56]Buying me diamonds, then a fur coat [01:54.28] [01:54.89]Next comes the rope off your motherf**king throat [01:56.60]And after you steal everything you can [01:59.66] [02:00.23]You go seek counseling just to get another chance [02:02.35] [02:02.87]Eight weeks later, there you go again [02:05.44]You see the number, go get your paper and pen [02:08.12]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [02:14.28] [02:15.88]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [02:17.83]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [02:24.31] [02:26.53]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [02:28.65] [02:29.43]President Bush, and Barbara, too [02:32.01]Sitting at home, with nothing to do [02:34.18] [02:34.69]Knowing in their minds they got a big problem [02:37.00] [02:37.61]They want to call up the hoes to help them solve it [02:40.13]Now what in the f**k they do that for? [02:42.57]'Cause Barbera won't soothe Bush no more [02:44.47]All the way in the White House, they blowing up the bill [02:47.81]Motherf**king hoes, yeah, you know the deal [02:50.16] [02:50.67]Noriega, sitting in his cell [02:53.25]He want to get away, to get some bail [02:54.96] [02:55.69]He want to call up the hoes, but no collect calls [02:57.85] [02:58.43]Just laugh in the joint, and play with your balls [03:01.26]Poor Mandela, just getting home [03:03.27]Calling up the hoes on the telephone [03:05.34]All the way in Africa, we got it going on [03:09.09]Motherf**king hoes, you know we're too strong [03:11.10] [03:11.82]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [03:17.32] [03:19.81]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [03:22.42]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [03:27.94] [03:30.22]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [03:32.38] [03:33.01]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [03:38.47] [03:40.74]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears [03:43.62]1-900-248-2437 B**ches [03:48.97] [03:51.51]A hoe with an attitude is f**king with your ears