808 Man-KMD

[ti:808 Man] [ar:KMD] [al:Mr. Hood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]808 Man - KMD [00:06.06]Boring same ol' Sunday type shit [00:08.68] [00:09.62]Man kinda boring [00:11.30] [00:13.30]Hey you kid Yeah you [00:15.55] [00:16.11]Ahh what are you listenin to in that there Walkman huh [00:18.48]The new Gas Face rewrote'd by K M D [00:19.57] [00:20.13]It's kind of funky with a lot of bass [00:22.25]Yeah but I bet you wonder [00:23.25]Where they got the bass from huh [00:24.62] [00:25.43]Don't care [00:25.93] [00:28.18]Well let me you this story [00:29.62]Go on now [00:30.30]Let him tell you this story [00:31.36] [00:31.99]Friday I believe it was a payday [00:34.14]Onyx Subroc and myself goes out of subway [00:36.26]To catch the X train [00:37.57]The drums roll Brooklyn [00:38.69]Plan was a night of intense hookin [00:40.75]We enter the club [00:41.88]Where we hooked 'til we drop [00:43.44]When stopped to exit [00:44.50]I spoke of this prop [00:45.56]Talked about her bouncing guns [00:46.96]The word buns was on the tip of my fun swing [00:48.84] [00:49.90]Approached this big fat seven foot [00:51.97] [00:53.96]Said the hood [00:54.84]Sub and I geesed [00:55.53]Onyx sped up the block [00:56.84]And it was fast [00:57.46]I looked back and Fats was headlockin him [00:59.34]I was clockin [00:59.96]About two blocks per minute [01:01.45]And then I thought [01:02.33]That voice there's somethin definitely familiar in it [01:04.14] [01:04.82]Not long did I cram [01:06.07]From the lows [01:06.70]I knows it was the 808 Man [01:08.57]Thump thump THUMP [01:13.43] [01:15.05]They heard the Eight-oh-eight [01:17.17]Clockin crazy mileage like a 60-deck of math [01:19.80]Ducked into an alley like on Kickdrum Ave [01:22.04]Stopped and told Sub [01:23.29]But Sub was stumped [01:24.29]I said do you recall the bass that thumped [01:26.59]In the Jeeps of the streets [01:27.78]As the pedestrian bops [01:29.03]Heard with vocals where any hip-hop beat drops [01:31.40]Y'know the bass fool [01:32.52] [01:34.77]But Sub wasn't passin it [01:36.08]To escape harassment [01:37.08]I booked like a crook [01:38.39]Out of sight all my mics was took [01:40.76]Conscience eatin me [01:41.95]My boy's hooked in Hook [01:43.20]Off the 808 Man [01:44.31]So I peeps to look [01:45.57]No immediate danger did I see myself in [01:47.31]Watchin 'round the block thinkin [01:48.75]Ehh who's missin him [01:49.87]Onyx was headlocked and Subroc was half nelson'd [01:51.81]Think I was wrappin up [01:53.24]Man listen [01:53.56] [02:03.23]Man you guys must have been really scared [02:05.73] [02:06.48]Was I You think I wasn't [02:08.51]Man I was petri-scared stiff [02:09.63] [02:10.50]What were you thinkin about [02:12.06]I was thinkin about my cousin Enus [02:13.38]If he asked me once [02:14.38]He asked me a dozen times to go bowlin with him [02:16.63]But still I wasn't runnin from the Bass [02:18.19]Man as he walked up [02:19.49]Then from the back of my thoughts I forked up [02:21.67]The teachings of Mr Hood [02:23.11]And I began to recall when suddenly it dawned on me [02:26.42]Lesson one if a sucker tries to come [02:28.67]Let him come [02:29.48]By then the hood was up on me [02:31.10]Lesson two was to recite the words you can't do me none [02:33.60]Even though you might be bluffin [02:35.09]It's nothin [02:35.72]Follow procedure and sure 'nough [02:36.84]No doubt [02:37.96]Left that seven foot fat hood whupped out [02:39.52] [02:40.22]Lesson three said a keeper of a hood is his brotherhood [02:42.96]As we helped him up he said Damn [02:44.83]You sure pack a punch [02:45.70]I had a hunch you was a hood [02:47.01]Well if you ever need bass [02:48.07]Hook up with the 808 Man [02:49.47] [02:55.96]Say word [02:57.28] [02:58.20]Man tried to get me to throw hands [02:59.58]I had to go HU HUH [03:00.46] [03:01.64]Yeah check it out yo [03:02.45]Yo that's a tight headlock true indeed [03:03.55] [03:04.17]Yeah the half nelson got me in a neck brace [03:05.73] [03:06.36]Yeah but kid you know where they got the bass from now [03:08.85] [03:11.59]Yeah yeah word [03:12.78]But I'll tell you what [03:13.59]I'll give you this exclusive K M D album tape [03:16.02]Unreleased [03:16.61] [03:20.28]I'll let my boy Lil' Rock hear it [03:21.85]I'll let Bill hear it [03:23.23]And my mom and dad will hear it [03:24.97]Yo yo don't let nobody dub it [03:26.53]Don't let nobody dub it [03:27.34] [03:28.16]Don't let somebody dub it [03:29.21]You'll get funked [03:29.77] [03:30.46]Now scram or 808 Man'll do ya [03:32.08] [03:33.02]Now get up out of here [03:34.02] [03:35.02]You thumpty-hump dump head [03:36.14] [03:37.64]Yeah yeah just scram scram