Drunk By Noon-The Handsome Family

[ti:Drunk By Noon] [ar:The Handsome Family] [al:Live at Schuba's Tavern] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Drunk By Noon - The Handsome Family [00:14.08]There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy [00:18.64]But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb [00:23.99]And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks [00:27.99] [00:29.08]He galloped around until hit by a car [00:33.68] [00:37.93]Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird [00:42.28] [00:42.99]Just to remind myself I'll never fly [00:47.33] [00:48.05]Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes [00:52.14] [00:53.23]Just to pretend I won't scream when I die [00:57.14] [01:01.18]If my life was as long as the moon's [01:05.07] [01:06.63]I'd still be jealous of the sun [01:10.28] [01:11.35]If my life lasted only one day [01:14.92] [01:16.65]I'd still be drunk by noon [01:19.80] [01:48.30]Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer [01:52.92] [01:53.61]At least then I'll get to watch tv all day [01:57.92] [01:58.70]And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers [02:02.72] [02:03.41]Even if all my questions are taken away [02:07.74] [02:12.16]If my life was as long as the moon's [02:15.74] [02:17.12]I'd still be jealous of the sun [02:20.86] [02:21.81]If my life lasted only one day [02:25.41] [02:27.18]I'd still be drunk by noon [02:30.71] [02:32.26]I'd still be drunk by noon