The Piano Has Been Drinkin'-Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks

[ti:The Piano Has Been Drinkin'] [ar:Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks] [al:Alive & Lickin'] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Piano Has Been Drinkin' (钢琴在狂饮不止) - Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks [00:18.06]The piano has been drinking [00:19.91] [00:21.87]My necktie's asleep [00:23.86] [00:26.33]The combo went back to New York [00:30.25] [00:31.08]The jukebox has to take a leak [00:33.60] [00:35.40]The carpet needs a haircut [00:37.45] [00:38.98]The spotlight looks just like a prison break [00:42.28] [00:44.03]The telephone's out of cigarettes [00:46.58] [00:47.61]The balcony's on the make [00:50.69] [00:52.29]The piano has been drinking [00:53.96] [00:55.79]The piano has been drinking [00:57.80] [01:09.87]And the menus are all freezing [01:11.34] [01:12.87]And the light man's blind in one eye [01:15.92] [01:18.25]And he can't see out of the other [01:19.97] [01:22.16]And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid [01:24.95] [01:26.93]And he showed up with his mother [01:28.51] [01:30.37]And the piano has been drinking [01:33.41] [01:44.39]As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler [01:46.82] [01:47.77]Cream puff casper milktoast [01:50.44] [01:52.56]And the owner is a mental midget with the iq of a fence post [01:58.86] [02:01.37]Cause the piano has been drinking [02:03.29] [02:04.43]The piano has been drinking [02:07.14] [02:52.78]And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter [02:58.81] [03:01.13]And she hates you and your friends [03:02.94]And you just can't get served without her [03:07.53] [03:09.96]And the box office is drooling [03:12.16] [03:13.36]And the bar stools are on fire [03:15.86] [03:18.04]And the newspapers were fooling [03:20.30] [03:22.26]And the ashtrays have retired [03:25.04] [03:27.28]Cause the piano has been drinking [03:29.17] [03:31.00]The piano has been drinking [03:33.59]Not me