Santa's A Fat B**ch-Murder City No Stars

[ti:Santa's A Fat B**ch] [ar:Murder City No Stars] [al:A Tribute To Insane Clown Posse] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Santa's A Fat B**ch (圣诞老人是个胖女人) - Murder City No Stars [00:03.10]Horses horses horses horses [00:05.74]Slay bells jingle-lin' ring jin' jingle-lin' [00:08.00] [00:10.77]Santa Claus suck my balls drunk as hell [00:14.36]Ringin' bells at the malls Dancer Prancer [00:16.80]Nixon and Cupid [00:18.23]I'ma get stupid ha ha ha [00:20.21]Eh I sat around all night under the chimney [00:23.56]Holdin' my sack like gimme gimme [00:25.91]I know that he's comin' he's comin' [00:27.96]He must lookin' up nothin' but rust dust [00:31.17]Turn on my TV the very next day [00:33.50]I see your gettin' paid leadin the parade [00:36.17]I'm that sniper on the buildin' [00:38.20]Listen to my nine go click [00:39.98]Santa's a fat b**ch [00:41.54]Santa Claus is a fat b**ch [00:43.79](Santa Claus is a fat fat fat b**ch) [00:46.51]Another year and I ain't get sh*t [00:49.07](Another year I ain't get sh*t) [00:51.46]If I hear him land on my roof [00:54.84](Ohh my undertaker) [00:56.26] [00:56.77]I'm a bust your a** in the [00:59.19]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth [01:01.70]Yeah I got somethin' to say about St Nick [01:04.19]F**k that hoe he never brought jack sh*t [01:06.83]No toys candy canes just a lump of coal [01:09.32]So I eat it 'cuz there ain't nuttin' in the cupboard [01:11.90]So I'll be quick quick and brief [01:14.52]All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth [01:17.02]I got my teeth kicked out my mouth [01:19.60]I need a few numbers could you help me out [01:22.13]Should of known I guessed [01:23.44]I'd show not a steak [01:24.85]No kinda gift I didn't get sh*t [01:27.27]Some say I was bad [01:29.23]But that wasn't it it's all because [01:31.65]Santa's a fat b**ch [01:33.04]Santa Claus is a fat b**ch [01:34.84](Santa f**k you 'cuz your a hoe) [01:37.37]Another year and I ain't got sh*t [01:40.35](Another year I ain't get sh*t) [01:42.55]If I hear him land on my roof [01:45.74](Let's just get his autograph) [01:47.10] [01:47.83]I'm a bust your a** in the [01:50.46]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth [01:52.82]"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way [01:55.92]Rudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho those [01:59.93]Boys and girls don't deserve anything" [02:02.15] [02:03.01]Santa Claus Santa Claus where you been [02:05.59]I see you got cookies and milk on your chin [02:08.14]I guess you had time to collect your ends [02:10.57]You always been down for your rich friends [02:13.00]But Rudolf he don't bring' his slay my way [02:15.92]Nothin' but dirt and coal for little J [02:18.37]I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft [02:21.02]You need to loose some of that fat a** eh [02:23.74]All the little rich bays they gettin' paid [02:25.89]Countin' the toys and ducats they made [02:28.39]Me I got a little half little chunk of dog sh*t [02:31.98]I'm a kill that fat b**ch [02:33.94]Santa Claus is a fat b**ch [02:36.40](He ate too much McDonald's) [02:38.65]Another year and I ain't get sh*t [02:41.63](Mrs Claus is a hoe) [02:43.97]If I hear him land on my roof [02:47.06](Slice that b**ch in the big red coat) [02:49.22]I'm a bust your a** in the [02:51.55]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth [02:53.96]For the neighborhood [02:54.73]Christmas and everything's whack [02:55.86] [02:56.40]Not a creature stirrin' but a f**kin' rat [02:59.06]I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nuttin' [03:01.83]Aint smellin' no turkey sure [03:03.48]As hell ain't no stuffin' [03:04.71]All that I paid wished and prayed [03:06.72]That fat mutha f**ka would swin' my way [03:09.38]Drop off soldiers and rubber balls [03:11.90]But I woke up and found [03:13.61]Some crusty old drawers [03:14.76]Just as I knew it shaft again and again [03:17.64]And again and again [03:19.65]Every year I wake up to the same old sh*t [03:22.41]House there be no sign of the fat b**ch [03:24.94]Santa Claus is a fat b**ch [03:27.18](Santa Claus is a fat b**ch) [03:29.73]Another year and I ain't get sh*t [03:32.91](Another year I ain't get sh*t) [03:34.97]If I hear him land on my roof [03:38.66](If I hear him land on my roof) [03:40.75]I'm a bust your a** in the [03:42.53]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth [03:45.13]Santa Claus is a fat b**ch [03:48.40](Santa Claus is a fat b**ch) [03:50.26]Another year and I ain't get sh*t [03:53.40](I ain't ge-et shi-it) [03:55.43]If I hear him land on my roof [03:58.58]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth [04:00.60]I'm a bust your a** in the [04:03.15]Too hoo hoo hoo hooth