Lisa's Father (Waka Baby)-Alice Donut

[ti:Lisa's Father (Waka Baby)] [ar:Alice Donut] [al:Bucketfulls Of Sickness And Horror In An Otherwise Meaninless Life] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lisa's Father (Waka Baby) - Alice Donut [00:00.52]Hey I'd like to tell you a story about something [00:02.06]That happened to me [00:02.63]I was sitting at home just the other day [00:04.02]Watching some T V when there's a knock on my door [00:07.04]And I went to the door to see who it was and [00:08.72]It was a woman with no eyes [00:09.91]And she had a stackfull of comic books [00:11.64]And she gave me one and then she said: [00:13.58]Take it and read [00:14.55]And I took it and I did read And the story was [00:17.54]So moving and compelling that I had to write a [00:19.23]Song about it [00:19.76]It wasn't one of your regulare comic books [00:21.20]Rather it was one of the publications out of [00:23.83]California one of those comic books that's [00:26.27]Meant to convert you to a fundamental christianity [00:29.23] [00:29.91]And it was a story about a family [00:32.18]And the father's name was His name was lisa's father [00:36.52]And the and the mother's name was [00:38.56]Her name was lisa's mother [00:40.16] [00:40.96]And then there was a child a five year old child [00:43.63]Named lisa [00:44.33] [00:44.85]Lisa pure as the thriven snow [00:46.75] [00:47.46]But she was thriven in other ways as well I'll [00:50.05]Tell you about that later [00:51.11] [00:51.64]Lisa's mother was an alcoholic [00:53.38]She used to sit and knock back J D from 8 o'clock [00:55.36]In the morning 'til she passed out at midnight [00:57.35] [00:58.36]Lisa's father however he was a sinner of another sort [01:00.91] [01:01.93]He was a sinner of a different colour if you know what [01:04.05]I'm talking about [01:04.54]He was a kind of a man [01:06.34]A kind of a man who didn't keep the sinning to himself [01:08.56] [01:09.85]'Cos he was a child malicter [01:10.93]This was a man who abused his little daughter lisa [01:14.43]Every night Every afternoon Every morning [01:16.88]As soon as lisa's mother was blacked out on J D [01:19.45]He'd go up to lisa's bedroom [01:21.30]And he'd start waling around this poor little kid [01:23.25] [01:24.70]Making that sound: [01:25.49]Oh waka waka waka baby baby baby [01:27.98]Have baby a good time [01:29.20]Yeah yeah [01:29.83]One day he was up there doing what he once did to [01:32.91]That poor little girl [01:33.96] [01:34.86]When there was a knock on his frontdoor [01:36.95]He jumped in his shirt and he ran down [01:38.66]And he pulled up his pants [01:40.09]And he answered the door as quick as he could [01:41.64]And he said: [01:42.31]Yo Who's there [01:43.73]Hey this is phil Your neighbour [01:45.84]Oh Hey how're you doing [01:48.14]Hi lisa's father [01:48.82]How's the weather [01:50.37]Oh the weather is fine and I know what [01:53.17]You've been doing with lisa [01:55.46] [01:57.36]But you'd got to let me do it too [01:59.14]If you don't want me to turn you in [02:01.40]And lisa's father said: [02:02.08]Wow I'm in the soup now [02:03.11]What am I gonna do [02:04.57] [02:05.31]I gotta let him do it to lisa or [02:06.83]Else he'll turn me in to the police [02:08.35] [02:10.22]Okey You can do it [02:12.36]You can do it too [02:13.45] [02:13.98]What not when I happen [02:15.53]Upstairs the two of them went [02:16.76] [02:17.28]And from that day on they both were doing it [02:19.12]To poor little lisa [02:19.99] [02:21.99]One day the mother dried up just long enough [02:23.67]To take that kid to the doctor [02:25.02] [02:25.89]The doctor took one look at this kid and [02:27.79]Do you know what the doctor said [02:29.57]The doctor said [02:30.36] [02:31.28]Your daughter has injury diseases [02:34.65]And that mother she put two and two together mighty [02:36.32]Fast I'll tell you [02:37.56] [02:38.42]She knew what was going on up there [02:40.56]She knew what was going on up there [02:42.61]And she grabbed that kid she started running home [02:44.61] [02:45.26]She ran home as fast as she could [02:46.84] [02:47.38]And she ran and she pointed a finger at lisa's father [02:49.73] [02:50.50]And she said: [02:51.57]You little sh*t [02:52.09]I hate you I hate you [02:53.21]And lisa's father said: [02:53.83]Wow Wow I'm in the soup now [02:56.76]She knows what I've been doing to lisa [02:58.93] [02:59.89]He ran [03:00.97]He ran out that door as fast as he could [03:03.24]He started to make his way down [03:04.46] [03:05.08]He started to make his way down to the bridge [03:06.84]Just like james dudd in "It's a wonderful life" [03:08.85]He was going to throw himself off that bridge [03:11.09] [03:13.77]A woman with no eyes and a handfull of comic books [03:15.87]Walks up to him 'n' give him a comic book [03:17.69]Just like the woman in my in today [03:20.01] [03:21.82]And she gave him a comic book and she said: [03:24.15]Just prey [03:25.37] [03:26.10]Just prey is what she said let's pan of said [03:28.30] [03:29.17]15 minutes later: [03:31.20]And he said: [03:31.77]Wow I feel excellent [03:34.19] [03:34.92]I'm gonna go home and tell lisa's mother about [03:36.85]This prey and stuff [03:38.81]And he said: it read how many said [03:41.89]Hey lisa's mother Listen to this [03:43.17]And she said: [03:43.72]I hate you I hate you [03:44.97]And he said: [03:45.63]Oh shut up you old cow [03:47.99]Listen to this: [03:48.58]Get up and prey [03:50.02] [03:53.63]I what you said [03:54.89]15 minutes later [03:56.87] [03:57.43]She says she says: [04:00.56] [04:01.26]I feel great [04:02.97]And lisa's father says: [04:03.74]Let's call lisa in and tell her [04:05.31]What's happening in our house [04:06.81] [04:08.70]They call in lisa [04:09.49]And lisa is a little scared [04:11.24] [04:11.80]They say: you can understand she said [04:14.15]Hey lisa We've got some good news for you [04:17.28] [04:17.84]We're never gonna hurt you [04:19.38]Never gonna hurt you anymore [04:20.60] [04:21.38]And lisa says lisa says: [04:23.55] [04:24.88]Oh really