How We Met-Count Bass D

[ti:How We Met] [ar:Count Bass D] [al:Dwight Spitz] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How We Met (我们是如何相遇的) - Count Bass D [00:06.21]Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came [00:08.13]With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe [00:10.91] [00:11.68]With a suit made of electricity [00:13.70]I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly [00:16.16] [00:16.90]That was after the world tour [00:18.97]When I traveled through gravel and battled [00:20.68]Matter at the Earth's core [00:22.28]I did the show on a fireball a pioneer [00:24.79]Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear [00:27.19] [00:27.78]I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me [00:30.11]And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries [00:32.95]Put a name plate on the astroid belt [00:35.51]And I ran through the future with a android's help [00:38.35]Thats when civilians were made of metal [00:40.79]I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal [00:43.89]My powers settled a clash between races [00:46.17]And put good people on the magazine faces [00:48.62] [00:49.37]Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas [00:52.90]Tell 'em it's the elegant commando [00:54.69]With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose [00:57.57]And the nose decomposed and so the story goes [00:59.78] [01:00.32]I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand [01:03.17]And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan [01:05.32] [01:05.84]I wore the prime meridian as a wristband [01:07.88] [01:08.45]And gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man [01:11.17]The quicksand I withstood for good [01:13.76]As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass