The Breakfast Conspiracy-Pigface

[ti:The Breakfast Conspiracy] [ar:Pigface] [al:Gub / Welcome To Mexico Remastered Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Breakfast Conspiracy - Pigface [00:13.22]Gonna tell you a story [00:20.78]Of some kind of a breakfast conspiracy [00:30.49]Breakfast in bed sir [00:34.18]Breakfast in bed sir [00:38.33]Ah no thanks not today [00:41.54]In fact I'd far rather be sitting [00:44.42]In a distinctly upright position [00:46.43]So that I may at least have [00:48.65]The ghost of a chance to digest [00:50.97]What I don't mind telling you [00:53.79]Is completely inedible slop [00:55.55] [00:56.90]Lovingly and habitually prepared and served [01:01.29]By the thugs and vagabonds [01:03.21]Who are the so-called staff of this institution [01:12.73]Breakfast in bed sir [01:17.10]Breakfast in bed sir [01:20.30]Breakfast in bed sir [01:24.09]Breakfast in bed sir [01:27.61]Yes yes [01:32.50]I shall enjoy soft cakes toast tea scrambled eggs [01:37.75]Strawberry jam [01:38.75]Mind you I can't complain [01:40.84]Before I came here I thought [01:42.26]Scrambled eggs were supposed to [01:43.63]Be brown and crispy at the bottom [01:46.29]And dull yellow at the top [01:48.24]My mother god bless her cannot boil a f**king kettle [01:51.57] [01:52.64]Without burnin the water inside [01:55.81]When I came here it's a different story [01:58.74] [01:59.45]You know oh yes [02:00.43]A whole different deck of cards [02:02.35]Scrambled eggs arrive with [02:04.08]The consistency of a moth swimming about [02:05.72]In a foul yellow liquid [02:08.35]I wonder where that came from [02:10.77] [02:15.42]I would like to put forth my theory [02:18.24]My own inside story if you will [02:24.56]You wanted to know what I think [02:27.50]I think that every morning as we sleep [02:30.30]Our beloved kitchen staff gathers [02:32.85]Around the scrambled eggs [02:33.81]Like some pagan cult offering homage to a false icon [02:38.56]First the head chef the cult leader [02:41.52]Ritualistically stands on an [02:43.75]Institutional chair opens the fly of his [02:46.85]Institutional trousers pulls out his [02:48.74]Institutional willy and urinates in our breakfast [02:53.71]HA HA HA [02:55.50]They're just a bunch of loonies what do they care [02:59.68]Half the bloody time they end up throwing it on the floor [03:03.32]Or worse still at each other