Psycho Ballet-Eric Schwartz

[ti:Psycho Ballet] [ar:Eric Schwartz] [al:That's How It's Gonna Be] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Psycho Ballet - Eric Schwartz [00:03.58]So [00:04.00] [00:05.58]Lately you languish [00:06.72] [00:07.73]And angst you anguish [00:09.07] [00:10.01]For something to sweeten your day-to-day tea [00:12.04] [00:13.71]Your examine existence is rife with resistance [00:16.49] [00:17.27]You rot on the spot like forgotten kimchi [00:21.43] [00:23.93]So in an attempt to become un-vaclempt [00:27.03]You are seeking diversion to lighten your day [00:29.41] [00:30.73]Well when you're in New York [00:32.49] [00:33.00]There's nothing a few dorks won't do [00:34.86] [00:35.50]To renew [00:36.18] [00:36.79]Your amused point of view [00:38.59] [00:39.38]When you're viewing the psycho ballet [00:43.33] [00:51.01]If your mind is as messy [00:53.18]As old Herman Hersey [00:55.19]And you don't have the dough for a concert or play [00:59.01]Just come meet me there down in Washington Square [01:03.03]And well take in the psycho ballet ballet [01:07.36]Well take in the psycho ballet [01:10.70] [01:13.65]Well sit ourselves down on a nice afternoon [01:17.66]I'll point out performers and let you lampoon [01:21.77]There sure ain't no dearth of galoots on this earth [01:25.76]But there's some here that hail from the moon [01:29.12] [01:30.04]Like the nuthouse-kateers and the brown-bagged beers [01:33.88]Drunk by drunks who have drunk here for 25 years [01:38.37]The comatose stoned boys and hip-hopping homeboys [01:42.42]With blasters abusing our ears [01:45.29] [01:46.15]There's a pan-handling prophet [01:48.46]Who swears he's been off it [01:50.54]Since early last year or perchance yesterday [01:54.48]Yes the b******t will fly and you'll laugh til you're crying [01:58.60]When spying the psycho ballet ballet [02:03.03]When spying the psycho ballet [02:06.62] [02:09.25]And now pervert observing would not be complete [02:13.44]Without finding something disgusting to eat [02:17.48]The stonework is a constant surprise [02:21.55]But McDonald too far and right before your eyes [02:25.57]You've got knishes of cardboard [02:27.93]And pretzels of paste [02:29.93]That the Jersey boys barf when they are face-down and faced [02:33.63] [02:34.18]But if that's insufficient there's peddlers proficient [02:38.29]In ways of enhancing the taste [02:41.06] [02:41.93]No there won't be no ushers [02:44.15]But plenty of pushers [02:46.64]To service your every w**d every day [02:50.54]Though the bar isn't open [02:52.24] [02:52.75]It's d**e to be doping [02:54.76]When scoping the psycho ballet ballet [02:59.14]When scoping the psycho ballet [03:02.61] [03:04.14]Ganja ganja [03:05.09]Smoke smoke [03:06.00]Ganja ganja [03:07.00]Smoke smoke [03:07.97]Ganja ganja [03:09.07]Smoke smoke [03:09.99]Ganja ganja [03:10.67] [03:13.58]Well [03:13.89] [03:15.12]You've got bell-bottomed beauties [03:17.24]In swell-bottomed splendor [03:19.35]And frat boys who've blown it for the rest of their gender [03:23.84]Ticker-tape traitors who blew it on blow [03:27.60]And resemble Garcia without all his dough [03:31.60]You've got cam-cording tourists [03:34.02]And Jesus freak jurists [03:36.10]And pud-pounding purists on piss house patrol [03:40.45]Mo hawked marauders and brain-dead skateboarders [03:44.45]Who don't seem to mind running straight into poles [03:48.15]Well there will always be accolades [03:50.29]For spandex on roller blades [03:53.13]And losers in Lennon shades with nothing to say [03:56.79]There's no need to go formal [03:59.01]A T-shirt is normal [04:00.92]When viewing the psycho ballet ballet [04:05.25]When viewing the psycho ballet [04:08.62] [04:10.28]Ladies and gentlemen please remain in your seats [04:12.39]The show ain't over yet [04:13.26] [04:15.04]You've got guys who'll set fire to themselves for a quarter [04:19.33]And girls who unshod would be eight inches shorter [04:22.99] [04:23.54]Bozos on benches who bobble their boners [04:27.47]And bimbo babe Bowers who act like their owners [04:31.60]Egos who masturbate with their guitars [04:35.29]And seduce teeny-toppers convinced that they're stars [04:39.47]But when the gillies are gone they are just as alone [04:43.45]And neurotic as they were before [04:47.17] [04:51.20]Ain't your surest chagrin [04:52.85] [04:53.56]The asylum you're in [04:55.41]Is gonna start to make sense in the scariest way [04:58.92] [05:00.56]And when the bizarre unis [05:03.29]Have ceased to seem foreign [05:05.07] [05:08.08]You'll star in the psycho ballet ballet [05:14.28]You'll star in the psycho ballet