Pity Party-Three Weird Sisters

[ti:Pity Party] [ar:Three Weird Sisters] [al:Rite The First Time] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pity Party - Three Weird Sisters [00:08.14]I could't been a contender if life hadn't dealt me dirt [00:12.09] [00:13.58]I woulda been a giant among men [00:15.79]If my genes hadn't made me a female squirt [00:18.74] [00:19.35]I mighta built me a dynasty [00:21.75]If taxes weren't so high [00:23.88] [00:24.65]I coulda woulda shoulda but I didn't didn't didn't [00:27.25]So no one will care when I die [00:29.66]So [00:30.45]Wallow wallow wallow [00:31.91]Wallow wallow wallow [00:33.40]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [00:35.58] [00:36.34]Wallow wallow wallow [00:37.62]Wallow wallow wallow [00:39.11]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [00:42.13]I woulda made the Olympic team [00:44.53]If I'd only learned how to skate [00:46.59] [00:47.74]I shoulda married Sean Connery but [00:49.99]I was born two decades too late [00:51.89]And I hate haggis [00:53.32]If Sally Fields can win an Oscar [00:55.89]I know I coulda done it too [00:58.35]If I hadn't done the things I did with my life [01:00.89]There's no telling what I could do [01:03.44] [01:04.49]Wallow wallow wallow [01:05.67]Wallow wallow wallow [01:07.18]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [01:09.38] [01:10.08]Wallow wallow wallow [01:11.46]Wallow wallow wallow [01:13.02]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [01:15.91]It's not my fault I turned out like this [01:18.66]You mustn't criticize [01:21.18] [01:21.72]But Saturn has been retrograde since my birth [01:23.73]And the sun's been in my eyes [01:27.31]Waah waah waah waah [01:29.14]I woulda made a great dancer but [01:31.42]I was born with two left feet [01:33.51] [01:34.74]You mustn't mind my bad temper [01:36.80]But I'm P M S and I eat too much red meat [01:40.41]In spite of all my short comings [01:42.94]I think I'm doing fine [01:45.47]I've accomplished an awful lot in my life [01:48.31]For someone who's out of her mind [01:50.80] [01:51.47]Wallow wallow wallow [01:52.87]Wallow wallow wallow [01:54.29]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [01:56.55] [01:57.43]Wallow wallow wallow [01:58.74]Wallow wallow wallow [02:00.19]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [02:02.99]Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff [02:08.13] [02:09.98]Ah