Dirty Nursery Rhymes-The 2 Live Crew

[ti:Dirty Nursery Rhymes] [ar:The 2 Live Crew] [al:As Nasty as They Wanna Be] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dirty Nursery Rhymes - The 2 Live Crew [00:05.36]My mama and your mama was talking little sh*t [00:08.27] [00:09.34]My mama called your mama a bulldagging a** b**ch [00:12.93] [00:13.67]I know your sister and the b**ch ain't sh*t [00:16.94] [00:17.73]She slayed me and all the boys [00:19.87]And even sucked our dicks [00:21.26] [00:22.12]Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun [00:25.27] [00:26.33]Jack got mad kicked Jill in the a** [00:28.50]Cause she couldn't make him cum [00:29.61] [00:30.60]Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest [00:34.22] [00:34.82]Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge [00:38.28] [00:39.01]Papa bear said' sh*t b**ch you must think I'm sick [00:42.38] [00:43.27]Just get down here on your knees [00:45.38]And suck this badass dick' [00:46.56] [00:47.55]Abraham Lincoln was a good old man [00:49.63]He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand [00:51.65]Said' excuse me lady I'm doing my duty [00:53.87]So pull down your pants and give me some boody' [00:55.80] [01:13.32]There's an old lady who lives in a shoe [01:15.12]Got a house full of kids don't know what to do [01:17.16]She sucked and f**ked all the n**gas around [01:19.31]When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found [01:21.15] [01:21.68]Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet [01:23.71]With her legs gapped open wide [01:24.80] [01:25.85]Up came a spider looked up inside her [01:27.91]And said' that pu**y's wide' [01:29.00] [01:30.18]Little jack horner sat in a corner [01:32.07]F**king this cutie pie [01:33.17] [01:34.32]Stuck in his thumb made the b**ch cum [01:36.18]Said' hell of a n**ga am I' [01:37.84] [01:38.61]Humpty dumpty fell off the wall [01:40.55]Cause a h** on the ave was sucking his balls [01:42.84]All the king's horses and all the king's men [01:44.97]Couldn't put that fat motherf**ker back together again [01:47.88] [02:04.35]Hey wait I got one did this I got one check this out [02:07.30]The two dudes dig this the two dudes [02:09.01] [02:09.93]Two dudes dressed like nuns right [02:11.48] [02:12.58]Little red riding hood was on her way [02:14.67]To grandmother's house [02:15.85] [02:16.65]But before she got there she met this man [02:18.80]That turned her hot a** out [02:20.07] [02:21.11]Rupunzle rupunzle let down your hair [02:23.09]The dog's on my a** and getting near [02:25.26]The hair came loose and fell in a lake [02:27.44]b**ch check the weave that's in that lake [02:29.21] [02:29.73]b**ch get that weave out [02:32.82] [02:37.55]You dirty b**ch get that weave out [02:41.15] [02:45.99]Mix say b**ch get that weave out