Merry Christmas From The Family-Robert Earl Keen

[ti:Merry Christmas From The Family] [ar:Robert Earl Keen] [al:Live from Austin TX] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Merry Christmas From The Family (来自家庭的圣诞快乐) - Robert Earl Keen (罗伯特·伯爵基恩) [00:10.15]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party [00:17.53] [00:20.18]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:26.58] [00:29.35]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:32.38] [00:34.01]He was a Mexican [00:37.34] [00:38.61]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:42.73] [00:43.29]Feliz navidad feliz navidad [00:49.00] [00:57.42]Brother ken brought his kids with him [00:59.55] [01:02.28]The three from his first wife Lynn [01:05.29] [01:06.64]And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell [01:13.30] [01:16.16]Of course he brought his new wife Kay [01:19.23] [01:21.01]Who talks all about aa [01:23.92] [01:25.23]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel [01:32.70]The first noel [01:35.04] [01:44.11]Carve the turkey [01:45.11]Turn the ball game on [01:47.97] [01:48.52]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [01:51.73] [01:53.40]Send somebody to the quickpak store [01:57.90]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:01.32] [02:02.71]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [02:06.74] [02:07.44]A box of tampons some Marlboro lights [02:10.96] [02:12.35]Hallelujah everybody say cheese [02:16.09] [02:16.83]Merry Christmas from the family [02:21.22] [02:31.21]Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen [02:34.18] [02:35.54]I can't remember how I'm kin to them [02:38.93] [02:40.24]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [02:43.84]They blew our Christmas lights [02:47.87] [02:49.78]Cousin David knew just what went wrong [02:53.10] [02:54.06]So we all waited out on our front lawn [02:57.52] [02:58.67]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [03:02.54]And we sang silent night oh [03:06.58] [03:17.90]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:21.59] [03:22.43]Make bloody Mary's [03:23.59]Cause we all want one [03:25.90] [03:27.25]Send somebody to the stopping go [03:31.67]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [03:35.28] [03:36.54]A can of bean dip and some diet sprites [03:40.54] [03:41.19]A box of Midol some Salem lights [03:44.74] [03:46.16]Halleluja everybody say cheese [03:50.05] [03:51.00]Merry Christmas from the family [03:57.71] [04:06.77]Feliz navidad