The Perfect Fit-The Dresden Dolls

i could make a dress a robe fit for a prince i could clothe a continent but i can't sew a stitch i can paint my face and stand very very still its not very practical but it still pays the bills i can't change my name but i could be your type i can dance and win at games like backgammon and life i used to be the smart one sharp as a tack funny how that skipping years ahead has held me back i used to be the bright one top in my class funny what they give you when you just learn how to ask i can write a song but i cant sing in key i can play piano but i never learned to read i can't trap a mouse but i can pet a cat no i'm really serious! i'm really very good at that i can't fix a car but i can fix a flat i could fix alot of things but i'd rather not get into that i used to be the bright one smart as a whip funny how you slip so far when teachers dont keep track of it i used to be the tight one the perfect fit funny how those compliments can make you feel so full of it i can shuffle cut and deal but i can't draw a hand i can't draw a lot of things i hope you understand i'm not exceptionally shy but i've never had a man that i could look straight in the eye and tell my secret plans i can take a vow and i can wear a ring and i can make you promises but they won't mean a thing can't you do it for me, i'll pay you well f**k i'll pay you anything if you could end this can't you just fix it for me, it's gone berserk... f**k i'll give you anything if you can make the damn thing work can't you just fix it for me, ill pay you well, f**k ill pay you anything if you can end this hello, i love you will you tell me your name? hello, i'm good for nothing - will you love me just the same?