Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be-Max Bygraves

[ti:Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be] [ar:Max Bygraves] [al:Danny Boy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be - Max Bygraves [00:09.14]Hey do me a favour [00:11.49]They changed our local palais [00:14.31]Into a bowling alley and [00:17.10]Fings ain't wot they used to be [00:20.93] [00:22.81]There's teds wiv drainpipe trousers [00:25.02]And debs in coffee houses and [00:27.95]Fings ain't wot they used to be [00:31.55] [00:33.02]There used to be trams not very quick [00:36.48]Got you from place to place [00:38.56]But now there's just jams half a mile thick [00:42.38]Stay in the human race [00:43.88]I'm walking [00:45.02]They've stuck parking meters [00:47.55]Outside our doors to greet us now [00:50.37]Fings ain't wot they used to be [00:53.47] [00:58.61]Cor monkeys flying round the moon [01:01.26]We'll be up there wiv them soon [01:04.62]Fings ain't wot they used to be [01:07.28] [01:10.19]Once our beer was froffy [01:12.32]But now its froffy coffee well [01:15.73]Fings ain't wot they used to be [01:18.65] [01:19.72]It used to be fun [01:22.71]Dad an old mum paddling down southend [01:25.54]But now it ain't done [01:28.09]Never mind chum [01:29.75]Paris is where we spend our outings [01:32.30]Grandma tries to shock us all [01:35.20]Doing knees up rockin' roll [01:37.84]Fings ain't wot they used to be [01:42.72]We used to have stars [01:44.72]Singers who sung [01:46.59]A dixie melody [01:48.38]They're buying guitars plinkety plunk [01:51.95]Backing themselves with three chords only [01:55.01]Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 [01:57.93]I've got news for elvis p [02:00.38]Fings ain't wot they used ta [02:03.40]Did the lot we used ta [02:06.47]Fings ain't wot they used ta be