给力婚婚婚-Mantou

[ti:给力婚婚婚] [ar:馒头] [al:单曲 - 给力婚婚婚] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]给力婚婚婚 - Mantou [00:00.20]词：金晓 [00:00.30]曲：金晓 [00:00.40] [00:26.66]每次黑夜来临万家灯火初上 [00:30.17] [00:33.16]感叹传说中的靠谱青年今在何方 [00:36.54] [00:39.42]望着永远空着一半的双人床 [00:42.90] [00:45.75]是不是过年得找个人假冒对象 [00:48.68] [00:52.24]不是在相亲就是去相亲的路上 [00:55.08] [00:58.55]全家的期许父母之命不得违抗 [01:01.72] [01:04.95]今年一定要结婚是最终理想 [01:07.96] [01:11.46]既然是理想成功的机会估计渺茫 [01:14.51] [01:17.81]不以结婚为目的的恋爱就是耍流氓 [01:21.69] [01:24.31]人心不古还有多少人尊重伟人思想 [01:27.95] [01:30.69]如果真的拿结婚当标准来作为衡量 [01:34.25] [01:37.04]全中国的流氓 [01:38.11]一定占总人口一半以上 [01:40.70] [01:43.47]电视征婚节目现场个个趾高气扬 [01:46.43] [01:49.82]最低择偶标准是车和无贷款的房 [01:52.70] [01:56.02]还得英俊潇洒 [01:57.37]年轻有为专一浪漫时尚 [01:59.41] [02:02.52]天亮啦快醒 [02:03.38]醒白日做梦当心别着凉 [02:05.58] [02:08.61]结了婚离婚离了婚复婚 [02:11.80]一圈圈转的发不发昏 [02:14.41] [02:15.00]但谁又能知道以后要 [02:16.70]散伙干脆别去领证 [02:20.03] [02:21.45]逼了婚逃婚求了婚裸婚 [02:24.44]一场场闹得烽烟滚滚 [02:27.23] [02:27.93]男婚女嫁天经地义 [02:30.87]怎么就那么不得安生 [02:32.95] [02:34.14]新婚和二婚晚婚和闪婚 [02:37.41]一桌桌亲友恭贺新人 [02:40.05] [02:40.60]倾其所有添白发增皱纹 [02:43.94]怎能忘父母之恩 [02:45.46] [02:47.13]金婚比银婚铜婚比纸婚 [02:50.17]一点点懂得平淡是真 [02:52.77] [02:53.43]恭祝天下有情人 [02:56.62]结婚的结婚离婚的离婚 [02:59.27] [03:25.78]从结婚开始是两个家庭的捆绑 [03:29.60] [03:32.20]四二一的阵容怎么看都不算强 [03:34.95] [03:38.50]风花雪月转瞬变成雨雪冰霜 [03:41.57] [03:44.96]柴米油盐摧毁所有的美丽梦想 [03:48.67] [03:51.38]婚姻是一道墙里外是两个模样 [03:54.50] [03:57.82]总想去另一边看一看不一样的风光 [04:01.12] [04:04.24]摸着她的手就是跟她不一样 [04:07.38] [04:10.57]难道那只是时间给人造成的假象 [04:13.56] [04:16.95]结婚的随意让离婚变成了时尚 [04:20.26] [04:23.48]民政局的门口两队人马各排一行 [04:26.33] [04:29.90]每一对儿都有商有量 [04:31.52]透着那么喜气洋洋 [04:33.24] [04:36.19]反正离婚证的颜色已经跟结婚证一样 [04:39.61] [04:42.63]叫诱惑的肥皂剧打打闹闹的漂亮 [04:45.73] [04:49.00]身边小三们前赴后继越挫越强 [04:51.85] [04:55.45]还有人打出口号求包养会暖床 [04:58.59] [05:01.77]孔老夫子再世必定悲催气绝身亡 [05:04.69] [05:07.83]结了婚离婚离了婚复婚 [05:10.99]一圈圈转的发不发昏 [05:13.64] [05:14.23]但谁又能知道以后要散伙 [05:16.48] [05:17.45]干脆别去领证 [05:19.26] [05:20.77]逼了婚逃婚求了婚裸婚 [05:23.73]一场场闹得烽烟滚滚 [05:26.47] [05:27.12]男婚女嫁天经地义 [05:30.09]怎么就那么不得安生 [05:32.11] [05:33.46]新婚和二婚晚婚和闪婚 [05:36.68]一桌桌亲友恭贺新人 [05:39.28] [05:39.84]倾其所有 [05:41.10]添白发增皱纹怎能忘父母之恩 [05:44.52] [05:46.26]金婚比银婚铜婚比纸婚 [05:49.43]一点点懂得平淡是真 [05:52.01] [05:52.67]恭祝天下有情人 [05:54.87] [05:55.77]结婚的结婚离婚的离婚