There! Right There!-Peter Davison

[ti:There! Right There!] [ar:Peter Davison] [al:Legally Blonde The Musical: Original London Cast Recording] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]There! Right There! - Peter Davison [00:00.56]There right there [00:01.97]Look at that tanned well tended skin [00:03.91]Look at the killer shape he's in [00:05.82]Look at that slightly stubbly chin [00:07.72]Oh please he's gay [00:08.91]Totally gay [00:09.81]I'm not about to celebrate [00:11.78]Every trait could indicate [00:13.76]A totally straight expatriate [00:15.69]That guy's not gay [00:16.89]I say not gay [00:17.83]That is the elephant in the room [00:19.86]Well is it relevant to assume [00:21.81]That a man who wears perfume [00:23.69]Is automatically radically fae [00:25.89]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks [00:27.78]Look at his silk translucent socks [00:29.78]There's the eternal paradox [00:31.57]Look what we're seein' [00:32.64]What are we seein' [00:33.76]Is he gay [00:34.87]Of course he's gay [00:35.64]Or European [00:36.59] [00:40.08]Ohhhh [00:41.48] [00:44.78]Gay or European [00:47.23]It's hard to guarantee [00:49.49]Is he gay or European [00:52.20]Well hey don't look at me [00:53.83]You see they bring their boys up different [00:55.74]In those charming foreign ports [00:57.58]They play peculiar sports [00:59.39]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts [01:01.46]Gay or foreign fella [01:03.01]The answer could take weeks [01:04.75]They both say things like ciao bella [01:06.38]While they kiss you on both cheeks [01:08.15]Oh please [01:08.62]Gay or European [01:10.07]So many shades of gray [01:12.07]Depending on the time of day [01:13.95]The French go either way [01:15.52]Is he gay or European or [01:17.79]There right there [01:19.33]Look at that condescending smirk [01:21.29]Seen it on every guy at work [01:23.20]That is a metro hetero jerk [01:25.17]That guy's not gay I say no way [01:27.16]That is the elephant in the room [01:29.14]Well is it relevant to presume [01:31.11]That a hottie in that costume [01:33.10]Is automatically radically [01:34.78]Ironically chronically [01:35.72]Certainly flirtingly [01:36.72]Genetically medically [01:37.82]Gay offically gay [01:39.31]Swishily gay gay gay gay [01:41.49] [01:42.18]Damn it [01:42.61] [01:43.13]Gay or European [01:44.39]So stylish and relaxed [01:46.12]Is he gay or European [01:48.02]I think his chest is waxed [01:49.73]But they bring their boys up different there [01:51.68]It's culturally diverse [01:53.34]It's not a fashion curse [01:55.01]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse [01:57.12]Gay or just exotic [01:58.57]I still can't crack the code [02:00.21]Yeah his accent is hypnotic [02:02.04]But his shoes are pointy toed [02:03.72]Huh [02:04.14]Gay or European [02:05.58]So many shades of gray [02:07.64]But if he turns out straight [02:09.18]I'm free at eight on saturday [02:11.35]Is he gay or European [02:13.19]Gay or European [02:14.46]Gay or Euro [02:15.46]Wait a minute [02:16.00] [02:16.70]Give me a chance to crack this guy [02:18.24] [02:18.80]I have an idea I'd like to try [02:20.19]The floor is yours [02:20.90] [02:21.57]So Mr. Argitakos [02:23.43]This alleged affair with Ms. Wyndham has been going on for [02:26.95]Two years [02:28.07]And your first name again is [02:29.82]Nikos [02:30.33]And your boyfriend's name is [02:31.41]Carlos [02:31.83] [02:33.72]Sorry [02:34.17]I misunderstand [02:34.90]You say boyfriend [02:35.79]I thought you say best friend [02:37.17]Carlos is my best friend [02:38.39] [02:38.93]You bastard [02:40.35] [02:41.61]You lying bastard [02:42.90] [02:43.57]That's it I no cover for you no more [02:45.43] [02:46.13]Peoples I have a big announcement [02:49.64] [02:50.81]This man is gay and European [02:53.84]Whoa [02:54.61]And neither is disgrace [02:55.88]You gotta stop your being [02:57.25]A completely closet case [02:58.64] [02:59.14]It's me not her he's seein' [03:00.72]No matter what he say [03:02.34]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way [03:06.16]You are so gay you big parfait [03:07.86]You flaming one man cabaret [03:09.58]I'm straight [03:10.19]You were not yesterday [03:11.70]So if I may I'm proud to say [03:13.97] [03:14.49]He's gay [03:15.61]And European [03:16.28]He's gay [03:16.92]And European [03:17.82]He's gay [03:18.61]And European [03:19.75]And gay [03:21.84]Fine okay I'm gay [03:22.96]Hooray