Master of the House (この家の主)-Les Misérables - Original London Cast

[ti:Master Of The House] [ar:Colm Wilkinson] [al:悲惨世界 音乐剧原声带 (伦敦原始版)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master of the House (この家の主) - Les Misérables - Original London Cast [00:03.65]Written by：Herbert Kretzmer [00:07.31]Welcome monsieur sit yourself down [00:10.31]And meet the best innkeeper in town [00:13.25] [00:15.52]As for the rest all of 'em crooks [00:19.03]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [00:21.97] [00:24.40]Seldom do you see [00:26.80] [00:27.96]Honest men like me [00:30.74]A gent of good intent [00:33.54]Who's content to be [00:37.28] [00:38.04]Master of the house doling out the charm [00:41.37]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [00:44.37] [00:44.91]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [00:48.36]Customers appreciate a bon viveur [00:51.50]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:53.94] [00:54.95]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:57.14] [00:58.26]But nothing gets you nothing [00:59.75]Everything has got a little price [01:02.91] [01:04.86]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [01:08.13]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [01:11.59]Watering the wine making up the weight [01:14.75]Pickin' up their knick knacks when they can't see straight [01:18.11]Everybody loves a landlord [01:20.29] [01:21.66]Everybody's bosom friend [01:23.78] [01:24.72]I do whatever pleases [01:25.87]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:28.42] [01:29.74]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [01:32.82]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [01:35.58] [01:36.12]Servant to the poor butler to the great [01:38.64] [01:39.16]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [01:42.46]Everybody's boon companion [01:44.72] [01:45.75]Everybody's chaperone [01:48.76]But lock up your valises [01:50.25]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:52.90] [01:57.28]Enter monsieur lay down your load [02:00.56]Unlace your boots rest from the road [02:03.79] [02:05.65]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [02:09.01]But here we strive to lighten your purse [02:11.92] [02:14.61]Here the goose is cooked [02:16.61] [02:18.05]Here the fat is fried [02:20.57]And nothing's overlooked [02:23.64]Till i'm satisfied [02:26.67] [02:27.75]Food beyond compare food beyond belief [02:30.11] [02:30.94]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:33.81] [02:34.49]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [02:37.10] [02:37.69]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:41.04]Residents are more than welcome [02:43.36] [02:44.38]Bridal suite is occupied [02:46.41] [02:47.59]Reasonable charges [02:49.34]Plus some little extras on the side [02:52.02] [02:54.25]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice [02:56.88] [02:57.43]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [03:00.69]Here a little slice there a little cut [03:03.86]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:07.10]When it comes to fixing prices [03:10.12]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:12.75] [03:13.36]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:16.83]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:19.19] [03:20.15]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:23.24]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:26.40]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:29.60]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:32.26] [03:32.77]Everybody's boon companion [03:35.68]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:38.49] [03:39.24]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:40.69]Jesus what a sorry little lot [03:42.68] [03:47.56]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:50.60] [03:51.21]But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since [03:55.14] [03:56.96]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [03:59.58] [04:00.21]'Comforter philosopher' and lifelong s**t [04:03.57]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [04:06.26] [04:06.98]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there [04:10.67]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [04:16.87]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [04:20.82] [04:21.92]Master of the house [04:23.43]Mme master and a half [04:25.27]Comforter philosopher [04:26.29]Mme ah don't make me laugh [04:28.40]Servant to the poor butler to the great [04:30.67] [04:31.19]Mme hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:33.93] [04:34.50]Everybody bless the landlord [04:37.53]Everybody bless his spouse [04:40.53]Everybody raise a glass [04:43.09] [04:43.98]Mme raise it up the master's arse [04:46.97]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the House