Holiday Madness-Kam

[ti:Holiday Madness (Album Version)] [ar:Kam] [al:Neva Again] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Holiday Madness - Kam [00:08.95]Every year I hear happy holiday [00:11.01]What's my religion I do what the dollar say [00:13.72]That's why I celebrate Christmas [00:15.38]'Cause this overweighed redneck devil is big business [00:18.15]So all season I'm up preyin [00:19.91] [00:20.52]On black communities is what I'm sayin [00:22.58]And y'all keepin me fat [00:23.85] [00:24.47]All over America it's on like that [00:26.52]On like that [00:27.17]Kids lookin' for saint nick [00:28.68]Just leave me some cookies and get off my d**n dick [00:31.46]You want a present n**ga please [00:33.13]Please [00:33.53]Your house is a wreck and you're decoratin trees [00:35.56]Now how dumb can y'all be [00:37.51]No food in the kitchen and you go and buy a tree [00:40.21]And then say it's for the children but you're grown [00:42.69]They can't miss what they ain't never known [00:44.40]But since everybody else is out celebratin [00:47.18]You allow your child to worship a Satan [00:49.47]Better known as Santa [00:50.70]Santa [00:51.49]Claws in your pocket from LA to Atlanta [00:53.69]And yeah pops you're silly too [00:55.40]You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is really you [00:58.37]And spared 'em the sadness [01:00.12]Before they got all caught up in holiday madness [01:03.20] [01:06.63]Holiday madness madness [01:08.17] [01:08.98]A whole day dedicated to the devil [01:10.89]Is Palm Sunday and after church I'm goin huntin [01:13.82]For colored eggs 'cause Santa was frontin [01:16.08]He musta thought it was Passover [01:18.09]'Cause he never brought his a** over [01:19.84]My house but today I get new clothes anyway [01:22.79]Plus a little money thank you Easter Bunny [01:25.12]For the basket of jelly beans jelly beans [01:27.21]Even though I don't know what the hell he means [01:29.21]I never read about him in the Bible [01:31.22] [01:32.06]The horny little pagan idol [01:33.38]No wonder my mind is so twisted [01:35.91]By thank God my church wasn't broke wristed [01:38.59]Even though I never went [01:39.74] [01:40.49]I know I still can repent [01:41.86]'Cause ain't nobody perfect but n**gas so dense [01:44.30] [01:45.14]We seem to only come together over nonsense [01:47.43] [01:51.19]Holiday madness madness [01:52.62] [01:53.53]A whole day dedicated to the devil October 31st is my favorite [01:57.81]Little boys still at my do 'cause I gave 'em sh*t [02:00.72]But what you showed me in for [02:02.27]Little brats yellin 'trick or treat' all through my screen door [02:05.09]When y'all should be at home sleep [02:07.22]Instead of at my front porch 15 deep [02:09.50]The jack lantern came in handy [02:11.24]Yo I can turn my porch light out [02:12.62]Like I ain't got no candy [02:12.80] [02:14.21]But ain't that somethin [02:15.39] [02:15.92]You buy a halloween costume and a pumpkin' [02:18.37]Almost gave your children a heartattack [02:20.77]It's a tradition but who the hell started that [02:22.92]A whole day dedicated to the devil [02:24.72] [02:25.23]That's just one out of several [02:27.20]Most people don't think [02:28.62] [02:29.21]But America need to see a shrink [02:30.80]For her holiday madness [02:32.14] [02:35.75]Holiday madness [02:36.65] [02:38.07]A whole day dedicated to the devil [02:40.35]D**n I can't wait until it get dark [02:42.42] [02:42.93]So I can light these fireworks up at the park [02:45.04]And celebrate my independence [02:46.84]It's the 4th of July but I ain't got 10 cents [02:49.67]I bought the jumbo assortment [02:51.44]Then came out the pocket for a godd**n skyrocket [02:54.02]And the sh*t was a dud [02:55.78]It was lit but it never even left the mud [02:58.61]But at least I got freedom where I'm at [03:01.07]Plus red Devil and wild cat [03:02.81]They open 24 hours [03:04.75]And right about now they got a sale on bloomin flowers [03:07.35]So I'm ready to celebrate [03:09.31]July 4th 1930 the true date [03:12.02]'Cause in 1776 [03:13.81]Black people were still in the mix [03:15.76] [03:16.50]Until the comin' of WB Farrhad [03:19.09]The God in person yeah cursin [03:20.98]America word is bond [03:23.51]And left us Elijah and Farrakhan [03:25.17]But at least I got freedom where I'm at [03:27.05]Plus red evil and wild cat [03:28.16] [03:29.74]But at least I got freedom where I'm at [03:31.55]Plus red evil and wild cat [03:32.66] [03:38.19]Holiday mad mad [03:39.34] [03:47.03]Holiday mad mad [03:48.26] [03:56.00]Holiday madness madness