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[00:00.00]Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version) - MC Lyte
[00:19.44]I play practical jokes
[00:20.81]Just to get a laugh haha
[00:22.31]I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath haha
[00:24.51]But anyway one day she called upon me
[00:27.11]She said lyte it's an emergency
[00:29.46]My next door neighbor had an errand to run
[00:31.24]I said why ms davis ask your son
[00:33.71]
[00:34.39]She said ricky's at his grandmother's
[00:36.29]I said well what about tommy
[00:37.83]The younger brother
[00:38.61]She said see umm he's at the pharmacy
[00:41.22]I said he'll be back soon
[00:42.32]How much longer could it be
[00:43.68]She said c'mon please it's just a trip uptown
[00:46.05]If you leave right now
[00:47.08]You'll be back before sundown
[00:48.80]Hurry up there's not a moment to spare
[00:50.81]It absolutely positively has to get there
[00:53.11]Umm I contemplated
[00:54.57]Then I played a good samaritan
[00:55.82]I started the car then she
[00:57.21]Threw the package in
[00:58.16]It absolutely positively has to get there
[01:00.22]Get there
[01:00.70]It absolutely positively has to get there
[01:02.72]It absolutely positively has to get there
[01:05.30]It absolutely positively got to get there
[01:07.15]Yo who you rushin
[01:08.08]Pumpin out the music on the fdr
[01:09.49]
[01:10.17]Not far behind me was a dt car
[01:12.37]So I eased up selector 55 the digit
[01:15.43]But on the fdr 40 is the limit
[01:17.19]
[01:17.72]Here they come sirens on
[01:19.52]
[01:20.08]I could see myself in jail til the break of dawn
[01:22.32]But they rolled right by
[01:23.46]It wasn't me they was after
[01:24.90]A little red corvette
[01:26.06]They was tryin to capture
[01:27.38]Dread I feel sweat so I set down my jacket
[01:29.81]Look up ahead now that's what I call traffic
[01:31.71]
[01:32.25]Dipped to an exit and I made my way through
[01:34.62]Couldn't believe when I hit first avenue
[01:37.03]On a honda's a** just about to crash
[01:39.58]Looked at the gauge and the sh*t said no gas
[01:41.60]
[01:42.11]Zero nada nothing in here see
[01:44.69]In car terms the sh*t was on empty
[01:46.70]Got out and pushed the sh*t to the side
[01:48.72]
[01:49.25]Hailed a cab then I caught a quick ride
[01:51.52]To the house of inflation
[01:52.79]Yes the gas station
[01:53.60]
[01:54.13]Gave a little tip to show my appreciation
[01:56.49]Got back to the ave where I left my car
[01:58.79]It wasn't there but it couldn't have gone far
[02:00.92]Hot damn I must have got towed
[02:03.56]Tried to figure out how much money I owed
[02:06.01]Went to the pound and I paid my debt
[02:08.49]Think that was the worst
[02:09.53]You ain't heard nuttin yet
[02:10.99]Bumped into that crackhead sam I used to see
[02:13.44]And like always hand out give me money
[02:15.97]In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas
[02:18.55]I had to get a nice machine fast
[02:20.87]It absolutely positively has to get there
[02:22.39]Get there
[02:22.81]It absolutely positively got to get there
[02:24.88]What
[02:25.36]It absolutely positively got to get there
[02:27.58]It absolutely positively has to get there
[02:30.10]As I left the bank to walk back to the bm
[02:32.41]
[02:32.92]Couldn't believe what my eyes were seein
[02:35.31]Looked at the back tire it was flate
[02:37.67]While the other three were so damn fat
[02:40.26]A brother walked by and offered his help
[02:42.10]Ordinarily I woulda did the sh*t myself
[02:44.67]But he changed it quick so I passed him a ten
[02:47.14]
[02:47.83]Here I go on this journey again
[02:49.31]Went to the gas station to fill it up
[02:51.74]When a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump
[02:54.27]I said look I don't need your help today
[02:56.72]And I scared the motherf**ker
[02:58.08]And he was on his way
[02:59.55]Oops a cat sh*t scrat
[03:01.96]Fur on my tires and all that
[03:04.76]What's this a stroke of bad luck
[03:06.68]But at this point
[03:07.70]I don't even give a f**k
[03:09.32]I got to get the package to the destination
[03:11.83]No matter what the confrontation
[03:14.24]I arrive bag in my hand
[03:16.48]Lookin for a woman named pam
[03:18.06]
[03:18.70]She opened the bag
[03:19.75]It was wrapped tight and snug
[03:21.36]But in that bag yo in that bag
[03:23.51]45 guess what what was it lyte
[03:26.16]It was a box of q tips a box of f**kin q tips man
[03:29.42]Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version)-MC Lyte歌曲下载
| 歌曲 | 歌手 | 专辑 | 时长 | 歌曲下载 |
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| Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes(Explicit) | MC Lyte | Act Like You Know (Explicit Version) | 03:38 |
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| Ruffneck(Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Rhino Hi-Five: MC Lyte (Explicit) | 03:57 |
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| Better Place(Clean LP Version) | MC Lyte | Seven & Seven | 05:37 |
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| Who's House (Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Ain't No Other | 04:50 |
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| Closer(Clean LP Version) | MC Lyte | Seven & Seven | 04:21 |
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| Cha Cha Cha(Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Rhino Hi-Five: MC Lyte (Explicit) | 03:00 |
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| Poor Georgie(Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Rhino Hi-Five: MC Lyte (Explicit) | 04:30 |
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| Ain't No Other (Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Ain't No Other | 03:36 |
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| Hard Copy (Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Ain't No Other | 02:31 |
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| Cold Rock A Party(Explicit LP Version) | MC Lyte | Hip-Hop - The Old Skool Collection | 04:07 |
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