Brush Up Your Shakespeare-Various Artists

[ti:Brush Up Your Shakespeare] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Cole Porter: The Essential Collection (Digitally Remastered)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Brush Up Your Shakespeare (温习你的莎士比亚) - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:07.87]The girls today in society go for classical poetry [00:13.79] [00:14.55]So to win their hearts one must quote with ease [00:18.10]Aeschylus ans Euripides [00:19.85] [00:21.41]One must know Homer and believe me eau [00:24.91]Sophocles also Sappho-ho [00:27.65] [00:28.40]Unless you know Shelley and Keats and Pope [00:31.83]Dainty Debbies will call you a dope [00:35.14]But the poet of them all [00:37.26] [00:38.44]Who will start 'em simply ravin' [00:40.63] [00:41.94]Is the poet people call [00:44.06] [00:45.68]The Bard of Stratford on Avon [00:48.11] [00:49.49]Brush up your Shakespeare [00:51.99] [00:52.79]Start quoting him now [00:54.92] [00:56.29]Brush up your Shakespeare [00:58.72] [00:59.35]And the women you will wow [01:01.53] [01:02.78]Just declaim a few lines from Othella [01:05.53] [01:06.28]And they'll think you're a hell of a fella [01:08.89] [01:09.83]If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er [01:12.45] [01:13.26]Tell her what Tony told Cleopatterer [01:15.51] [01:16.63]If she fights when her clothes you are mussing [01:19.44] [01:20.26]What are clothes Much ado about nussing [01:22.73] [01:24.41]Brush up your Shakespeare [01:26.72] [01:27.28]And they'll all kow-tow [01:29.53] [01:38.72]Brush up your Shakespeare [01:40.96] [01:41.71]Start quoting him now [01:44.03] [01:45.46]Brush up your Shakespeare [01:48.39]And the women you will wow [01:50.58] [01:52.02]With the wife of the British ambassida [01:54.70] [01:55.45]Try a crack out of "Troilus and Cressida" [01:58.19] [01:58.87]If she says she won't buy it or like it [02:01.82] [02:02.43]Make her tike it what's more As You Like It [02:05.24] [02:05.87]If she says your behavior is heinous [02:08.30] [02:09.42]Kick her right in the Coriolanus [02:11.48] [02:13.54]Brush up your Shakespeare [02:15.72] [02:16.35]And they'll all kow-tow [02:18.78] [02:27.73]Brush up your Shakespeare [02:30.29] [02:31.16]Start quoting him now [02:33.22] [02:34.66]Brush up your Shakespeare [02:37.09] [02:37.78]And the women you will wow [02:39.84] [02:41.21]If you can't be a ham and do Hamlet [02:43.96] [02:44.71]They will not give a damn or a damlet [02:47.45] [02:48.26]Just recite an occasional sonnet [02:50.76] [02:51.69]And your lap'll have honey upon it [02:54.19] [02:55.31]When your baby is pleading for pleasure [02:58.00] [02:58.75]Let her sample you Measure for Measure [03:01.55] [03:02.99]Brush up your Shakespeare [03:05.24] [03:05.91]And they'll all kow-tow [03:08.32] [03:17.37]Brush up your Shakespeare [03:19.75] [03:20.37]Start quoting him now [03:22.81] [03:24.36]Brush up your Shakespeare [03:26.68] [03:27.37]And the women you will wow [03:29.49] [03:30.93]Better mention "The Merchant of Venice" [03:33.74] [03:34.49]When her sweet pound o' flesh you would menace [03:37.11] [03:37.86]In her virtue at first she defends---well [03:40.62] [03:41.43]Just remind her that "All's Well Tat Ends Well" [03:44.24] [03:44.93]And if still she won't give you a bonus [03:47.49] [03:48.30]You know what Venus did to Adonis [03:50.73] [03:52.54]Brush up your Shakespeare [03:54.85] [03:55.54]And they'll all kow-tow - Thinkist thou [03:59.66]And they'll all kow-tow - Odds bodkins [04:02.84]And they'll all kow-tow