To Catch A Predator-Insane Clown Posse

[ti:To Catch A Predator] [ar:Insane Clown Posse] [al:Bang! Pow! Boom!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]To Catch A Predator - Insane Clown Posse (跳梁小丑) [00:08.86]I'm on the internet posing as a little girl [00:11.12]I'm trying to lure evil into my world [00:12.87] [00:13.49]I tell 'em that I'm curious and I'm only twelve [00:16.45]Mom and dad are gone for the day I'm by myself [00:19.13]Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer [00:21.76]Hoping that they show up cuz what I'm about to do to 'em [00:24.86]Would make the Devil sick I sharpen my blade [00:27.17]Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade [00:30.27]The doorbell rings I gotta get him inside [00:32.36]In my best little girl's voice I'm like "Hi [00:35.03]Come on in I'm putting on my bikini " [00:37.26] [00:37.92]Huh and when the door shuts that's when I let 'em see me [00:40.98]"Hi there " I stab 'em in the neck first [00:43.57]Cuz it hurts get 'em where the blood squirts [00:46.22]Carve his whole face off and make him eat it [00:48.72]Chain him up by the foot in the basement bleeding [00:51.65]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [00:54.13]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [00:56.73]There's nothing Imma earn [00:58.52] [00:59.06]But it sure is fun [01:00.93] [01:01.50]I said it sure is fun [01:03.25] [01:04.42]And it sure is fun [01:05.92] [01:07.52]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [01:08.98] [01:09.87]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [01:12.89]There's nothing Imma earn [01:15.16]But it sure is fun [01:17.51]I said it sure is fun [01:19.37] [01:21.19]Soon enough feds will be shutting down my service [01:23.31] [01:24.07]Cuz people out there think they don't deserve this [01:26.24] [01:26.77]Until it's your kid an old man's finger f**king [01:28.75] [01:29.32]Titty sucking then you want the knife stuck in [01:32.09]I don't blame you that's why I catch 'em in advance [01:34.29]While his dick is still in his pants they never get the chance [01:36.89] [01:37.48]I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen [01:39.17] [01:40.03]"Looking for a good time you know what I mean " [01:42.36] [01:43.07]Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee [01:45.50]"Promise not to hurt me or give me Herpes" [01:47.81] [01:48.41]And within twenty minutes here comes a f**king doctor [01:50.96]Knocking on my door a pedophile butt-knocker [01:52.85] [01:53.58]"Come in have a seat " and then I stroll in [01:56.44]With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon ) [01:58.98]I cut his hands off he ain't touching nobody [02:01.56]Chain him up by the foot in the basement bloody [02:04.35]Wait please mister clown sir you don't have to do- [02:07.22]Zip it [02:08.40]Wait please I've got money we can- [02:10.69]Shut it f**ker [02:11.89]Please we can work this out [02:13.09] [02:13.88]Silence I said [02:14.97]Stick him next to this other fool both left for dead [02:17.63]Every time I walk by him I punch him in the head [02:20.37]Cut they f**king dicks off stick 'em in each others mouths [02:23.37]Now what y'all talking about [02:25.19] [02:25.90]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [02:28.44]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [02:31.08]There's nothing Imma earn [02:33.17]But it sure is fun [02:35.29] [02:35.89]I said it sure is fun [02:37.62] [02:38.72]And it sure is fun [02:40.25] [02:41.69]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [02:44.33]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [02:47.23]There's nothing Imma earn [02:49.65]But it sure is fun [02:51.31] [02:52.05]I said it sure is fun [02:54.12] [02:57.54]What's in the bag [02:58.22] [02:59.84]Funyuns and condoms [03:00.58] [03:02.64]What's in the bag [03:03.39] [03:05.18]Funyuns and condoms [03:06.12] [03:07.94]What's in the bag [03:08.60] [03:10.63]Funyuns and condoms [03:11.28] [03:12.01]Why did you bring condoms [03:14.14] [03:16.33]I didn't mean to [03:17.46]The house is getting funky bodies in the basement stinking [03:20.10] [03:20.90]What the f**k am I thinking [03:22.56]I put my face paint on go downstairs and beat they a** sometimes [03:26.33]Cuz it ease my mind [03:27.77]Some of them are dead and some are still living [03:30.49]But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given [03:32.90] [03:33.47]I hit em with the nail gun or the stun gun [03:36.38]They can't run so they both mad fun [03:38.54] [03:39.08]I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell [03:41.59]I'm not expecting any predators but oh well [03:44.03]I took my spot "Come in I'll be right there " [03:46.71]But I left a head sitting on the living room chair [03:48.79] [03:49.36]He seen it and ran I had to give chase [03:52.08]We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face [03:55.12]I threw it stuck him in the back of the neck [03:57.18]Still in my drawers I dragged him home a bloody wreck [04:00.21] [04:11.07]A bus full of high school kids watched it happen [04:13.39]He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping [04:16.01]Plus the neighbors seen it and so did the mailman [04:18.88]But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again [04:21.17] [04:21.69]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [04:24.34]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [04:26.95]There's nothing Imma earn [04:28.62] [04:29.40]But it sure is fun [04:31.18] [04:31.79]I said it sure is fun [04:33.47] [04:34.72]And it sure is fun [04:36.42] [04:38.19]I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this [04:40.49]Ain't no lesson to learn from this [04:43.24]There's nothing Imma earn [04:45.09] [04:45.62]But it sure is fun [04:47.10] [04:48.04]I said it sure is fun