Criminal-Eminem

[ti:Criminal] [ar:Eminem] [al:A Salute To Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Criminal - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:02.40]A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions [00:05.37] [00:07.67]A lot of people think that what i say on records [00:11.27] [00:12.46]Or what i talk about on a record that i actually do in real life [00:15.80] [00:17.11]Or that i believe in it [00:18.00] [00:19.56]Or if i say that i wanna kill somebody that [00:21.60] [00:22.75]I'm actually gonna do it or that i believe in it [00:25.16] [00:27.27]Well sh*t if you believe that then i'll kill you [00:32.13] [00:34.87]You know why [00:35.30] [00:37.34]'Coz i'm a [00:37.78]Criminal [00:38.34] [00:42.62]Criminal [00:42.96] [00:45.35]You goddamn right [00:46.21] [00:47.10]I'm a criminal [00:47.80] [00:51.26]Yeah i'm a criminal [00:52.41] [00:56.80]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:58.83]That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez [01:01.21]Or the homosex hermaph or a trans-a-vest [01:03.63]Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes [01:06.12]Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic [01:08.38]Starin at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' [01:10.71]That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em [01:13.21]They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em [01:15.31]Hey it's me versace whoops somebody shot me [01:18.03]And i was just checkin' the mail get it checkin' the 'male' [01:20.51]How many records you expectin' to sell [01:22.29]After your second lp sends you directly to jail [01:24.67]C'mon relax guy i like gay men [01:27.02]Right ken give me an amen [01:28.64]Amen [01:29.64]Please lord this boy needs jesus [01:31.64]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:33.94]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:35.93]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital [01:38.07] [01:38.84]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:41.01]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:43.28]You can't teach me a goddamn thing ause [01:45.62]I watch tv and comcast cable [01:47.96]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.21]You can't stop me from toppin' these charts [01:52.51]And you can't stop me from droppin' each march [01:54.76]With a brand new cd for these f**kin' retards [01:57.04]Duh and to think it's just little ol' me [02:00.06]Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave [02:02.36]I'm a criminal [02:02.79]'Coz every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:05.18]To tell 'em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [02:07.52]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip 'em the bird [02:09.85]And keep goin' i don't take sh*t from no one [02:11.77]I'm a criminal [02:12.23]'Coz every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:14.80]To tell 'em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [02:16.90]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip 'em the bird [02:19.21]And keep goin' i don't take sh*t from no one [02:20.96]My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed [02:23.41]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed [02:25.76]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:28.11]Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me [02:30.41]I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed [02:33.17]But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [02:35.64]So as i got older and i got a lot taller [02:37.87]My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger [02:40.20]I drink malt liquor to f**k you up quicker [02:42.11]Than you'd wanna f**k me up for sayin' the word [02:44.34]My morals went when the president got oral sex [02:47.14]In his oval office on top of his desk off of his own employee [02:49.72]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:51.48]You can't miss me i'm white blonde-haired and my nose is pointy [02:54.15]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:56.51]In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him [02:59.34]Slim shady i'm as crazy as [03:00.95]Eminem and kim combined the maniac's in [03:03.41]Replacin' the doctor 'cause dre couldn't make it today [03:05.77]He's a little under the weather so i'm takin' his place [03:07.80] [03:08.59]Oh that's dre with an ak to his face [03:10.46]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:13.15]I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away [03:15.36]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:17.42]I'm a criminal [03:18.29] [03:20.59]Aight look just go up in that motherf**ker [03:23.51]Get the motherf**kin' money and get the f**k up outta there [03:26.37]Aight [03:26.77] [03:27.31]I'll be right here waitin' on you [03:28.57]Aight [03:28.83] [03:29.41]Yo em [03:29.67] [03:30.31]What [03:30.56] [03:31.18]Don't kill nobody this time [03:32.61]Awright [03:33.29] [03:39.69]Hi how can i help you [03:41.33]Yeah i need to make a withdrawl [03:42.83] [03:44.26]Put the f**kin' money in the bag b**ch and i won't kill you [03:46.54] [03:47.56]What oh my god don't kill me [03:49.17]I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin' around [03:50.94] [03:52.03]I said i'm not gonna f**kin' kill you [03:53.09] [03:53.60]Hurry the f**k up [03:54.08] [03:55.48]Thank you [03:56.25]Windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it [03:58.07]So when i rob a bank run out and just dive in it [04:00.57]So i'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies the guy in it [04:03.98]I'll hide for five minutes [04:05.05] [04:05.76]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:06.94] [04:07.48]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.68] [04:10.32]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:12.57]This puppy's lucky i didn't blast his a** yet [04:14.30] [04:14.93]If i ever gave a f**k i'd shave my nuts [04:17.25]Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck [04:19.26]You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough [04:21.22]To say the stuff i say so just tape it shut [04:23.54]Sh*t half the sh*t i say i just make it up [04:26.00]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:28.05] [04:28.58]And if it's not a rapper that i make it as [04:30.59]I'ma be a f**kin' rapist in a jason mask [04:32.89]I'm a criminal [04:33.37]'Coz every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:35.80]To tell 'em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:38.20]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip 'em the bird [04:40.52]And keep goin' i don't take sh*t from no one [04:42.45]Criminal [04:42.76]'Coz every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:45.38]To tell 'em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:47.61]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip 'em the bird [04:49.85]And keep goin' i don't take sh*t from no one [04:51.73]Criminal [04:52.35]'Coz every time i write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:54.68]To tell 'em what's on my mind i guess i'm a criminal [04:56.87]But i don't gotta say a word i just flip 'em the bird [04:59.38]And keep goin'