Real Slim Shady

[ti:Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:A Salute To Eminem] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.21]Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:01.81] [00:02.84]May i have your attention please [00:04.52] [00:06.21]May i have your attention please [00:07.86] [00:08.45]Will the real slim shady please stand up [00:10.84] [00:11.51]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:14.88] [00:15.73]We're gonna have a problem here [00:16.95] [00:18.31]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.55]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.26]And started whooping her a** worse than before [00:25.19]They first were divorce throwing her over furniture [00:27.07] [00:27.76]It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding [00:30.58]He didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.63]And dr dre said nothing you idiots [00:35.01]Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:37.24]Feminist women love eminem [00:38.73]Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him [00:41.11]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.65]Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:46.17]Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.45]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.89]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't [00:53.58]But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:55.31]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.74]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.01]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.19]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.43]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.37]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.49]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.52]We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.45]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.63] [01:14.37]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.25]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.66]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:20.80]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.30]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [01:25.25]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:27.53]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:30.04]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.17]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [01:34.45]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:36.77]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [01:39.21]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.45]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records [01:43.70]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:46.19]You think i give a damn about a grammy [01:48.03]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.83]But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.92]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:55.12]So you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:57.58]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.68]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:02.20]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.43]You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv [02:06.62]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee [02:09.25]I should download her audio on mpt hree [02:11.39]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [02:13.66]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.56]So i have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.81]And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.46]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.76]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:25.02]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:27.85]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [02:29.82]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:32.13]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:34.68]Please stand up please stand up [02:36.97]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [02:39.03]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:41.43]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [02:43.90]Please stand up please stand up [02:46.00]I'm like a head trip to listen to cause i'm only giving you [02:48.22]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.71]The only difference is i got the balls to say it [02:52.94]In front of y'all and i don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all [02:55.79]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.32]And whether you like to admit it i just sh*t it [02:59.88]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [03:02.07]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums [03:04.66]It's funny 'cause at the rate i'm goin when i'm thirty [03:06.90]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:09.25]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jacking off with jergens [03:11.43]And i'm jerking but this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.81]And every single person is a slim shady lurking [03:16.03]He could be working at burger king spitting on your onion rings [03:18.73]Or in the parking lot circling screaming i don't give a f**k [03:21.42]With his windows down and his system up [03:23.34]So will the real shady please stand up [03:25.19]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:27.61]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.94]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.54]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [03:34.46]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:36.69]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:39.23]Please stand up please stand up [03:41.07] [03:41.61]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [03:43.72]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:45.96]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:48.57]Please stand up please stand up [03:50.79]I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [03:52.90]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:55.18]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [03:57.80]Please stand up please stand up [03:59.93]'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady [04:02.14]All you other slim shadys are just imitating [04:04.42]So won't the real slim shady please stand up [04:07.00]Please stand up please stand up [04:08.89] [04:10.36]Ha ha [04:10.68] [04:11.64]Guess there's a slim shady in all of us [04:13.46] [04:15.13]F**k it let's all stand up