St. George And The Dragonet

[ti:St. George & The Dragonet] [ar:Stan Freberg] [al:P.S. I Love You, Greatest Hits of 1953-Vol. 1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.38]St George & The Dragonet - Stan Freberg [00:02.06] [00:08.14]The legend you are about to hear is true [00:09.92] [00:10.80]Only the needle should [00:11.76]Be changed to protect the record [00:13.43] [00:21.16]This is the countryside [00:21.95] [00:22.86]My name is St George [00:23.76] [00:24.34]I'm a knight [00:24.84] [00:25.65]Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm [00:27.24] [00:27.84]I was working out of the castle on the night [00:29.34]Watch when a call came in from the Chief [00:31.03]A dragon had been devouring maidens [00:32.69]Homicide My job: slay him [00:35.37] [00:39.84]You call me Chief [00:40.84]Yes the dragon again devouring maidens [00:42.89]The King's daughter may be next [00:44.12]Mmm-hmm You got a lead [00:45.22]Oh nothing much to go on [00:46.08] [00:46.71]Say did you take that 45 automatic into [00:48.29]The lab to have them check on it [00:49.49]Yeah You were right [00:51.08]I was right [00:51.75]Yeah It was a gun [00:53.15] [00:56.49]8:22 pm [00:57.34]I talked to one of the maidens [00:58.35]Who had almost been devoured [00:59.20] [01:01.79]Could I talk to you Ma'am [01:02.84]Who are you [01:03.50]I'm St George Ma'am Homicide Ma'am [01:05.47]Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am [01:07.05]I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am [01:08.68]Is that right dragon [01:09.66]It was terrible He breathed fire on me [01:12.31] [01:12.87]He burned me already [01:14.13] [01:14.68]How can I be sure of that Ma'am [01:15.97]Believe me [01:16.46]I got it straight from the dragon's mouth [01:18.10] [01:22.19]11:45 pm [01:23.27]I rode over the King's Highway [01:24.65]I saw a man [01:25.45]Stopped to talk to him [01:26.30] [01:27.65]Pardon me Sir [01:28.27]Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir [01:29.87]Sure I don't mind [01:30.99]What do you do for a living [01:31.77]I'm a knave [01:33.12]Didn't I pick you up on a 903 [01:34.65]Last year for stealing tarts [01:36.07]Yeah So what [01:36.99]Do you want to make a federal case out of it [01:38.87]No Sir [01:39.59]We heard there was a dragon [01:40.33]Operating in this neighborhood [01:41.23]We just to know if you've seen him [01:42.66]Sure I seen him [01:43.89]Mmm-hmm Could you describe him for me [01:45.47]What's to describe [01:46.70]You see one dragon [01:47.66]You seen 'em all [01:48.55]Would you try to remember Sir [01:49.68]Just for the record [01:50.58]We just want to get the facts Sir [01:52.00]Well he was you know [01:53.12]He had orange polka dots [01:54.78]Yes Sir [01:55.31]Purple feet breathing fire and smoke [01:57.27]Mmm-hmm [01:57.88]And one big bloodshot eye [01:59.04]Right in the middle of his forehead and [02:00.68]Uh like that [02:02.27]Notice anything unusual about him [02:03.70]No he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon [02:05.55]You know [02:06.18]Mmm-hmm Yes Sir You can go now [02:07.57]Hey by the way how you gonna catch him [02:09.66]I thought you'd never ask A Dragonet [02:11.21] [02:16.18]3:05 pm [02:17.05]I was riding back into the courtyard [02:18.13]To make my report to the lab [02:19.49]Then it happened It was the dragon [02:25.15] [02:25.79]Hey I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon [02:28.06] [02:28.72]You must be St George right [02:30.60]Yes Sir [02:31.52]I can see you got one of them [02:32.83]New 45 caliber swords [02:34.24]That's about the size of it [02:35.25]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha You slay me [02:39.18] [02:39.89]That's what I wanted to talk to you about [02:41.45]What do you mean [02:42.08] [02:42.72]I'm taking you in on a 502 [02:43.82] [02:44.53]You figure it out [02:45.41]What's the charge [02:46.96]Devouring maidens out of season [02:48.47]Out of season [02:49.40]You'll never pin that rap on me [02:50.63] [02:51.19]Do you hear me [02:52.15]Cop [02:52.86]Yeah I hear you [02:54.30]I got you on a 412 too [02:55.73]A 412 What's a 412 [02:58.45] [02:59.19]Over-acting Let's go [03:00.66] [03:05.31]On September the 5th [03:06.43]The Dragon was tried and convicted [03:08.13]His fire was put out [03:09.07]And his maiden-devouring license revoked [03:10.65] [03:11.23]Maiden devouring out of season [03:12.49]Is punishable by a term of not [03:13.98]Less than 50 or more than 300 years