The Winkle Man-Judge Dread

[ti:The Winkle Man] [ar:Judge Dread] [al:All Rise for Judge Dread: The Winkle Man] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Winkle Man - Judge Dread [00:05.93]I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the winkle man [00:08.48] [00:09.45]A right dirty sod [00:10.65] [00:11.77]The winkle man comes down the street [00:14.30]And serves all the lady's [00:16.95] [00:17.54]What do you know nine months on [00:20.47]They've all got cramps and baby's [00:23.38]The funny thing about he was right little shrimp [00:25.52] [00:35.45]He used to sell them cellar [00:37.78]And according to the dirty talk [00:40.21] [00:40.88]He asked them what they liked best [00:43.64]The knob end or the stalk [00:46.11] [00:46.90]No wonder why a woman used to come in here [00:48.55]With a smile on her face [00:49.52] [00:50.46]I'll smash his face in [00:51.46] [00:59.11]He'd go down to his local pub [01:01.36]For a pint and a packet of brick's [01:03.92] [01:04.65]The barmaid's got a 48 [01:07.20]And he always grabs her tits like coconuts [01:10.71] [01:22.39]A girl he had was a noisy bird [01:24.79]She used to scream and moan [01:27.89]She shouted help he said you silly cow [01:30.96]I can manage on me own [01:32.95] [01:33.95]What do you want to bring the neighbors in then [01:35.55]Oh what do you want a gang bang then [01:37.36] [01:45.75]She said I was a virgin [01:47.85]Now I've been dumped twice in a day [01:50.74] [01:51.44]He said twice but it's only once [01:54.46]She said right you gonna dash away [01:56.58] [01:57.57]Alright be gentle with me it's only my second time today [02:02.58] [02:09.48]When he was young and in his prime [02:11.79] [02:12.30]He'd have a woman any old time [02:14.95]Now he's old and getting gray [02:17.83]He seems to like the other way [02:20.92]Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter [02:24.33]It just means there's more birds for all the fellows in the pub [02:27.15]Winkle winkle [02:28.53]Oh Christ here he comes again gay boys in bondage [02:32.09] [02:32.92]Do you want a drink [02:33.91]Yes please sailor [02:34.70] [02:35.27]Who are you calling sailor I'll smash you in the gut [02:37.76] [02:38.44]Up yours butch [02:39.25]I'll give you up yours you bum bugler take that