The Laughing Policeman-Various Artists

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Old Time British Humor] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:08.11]I know a fat old policeman
我认识一个又老又胖的警察 [00:09.86]He's always on our street
他总是站在街上 [00:11.11] [00:11.72]A fat and jolly red-faced man
一个肥胖且面红耳赤的警察 [00:13.09] [00:13.63]He really is a treat
他真的是个威胁 [00:14.91] [00:15.46]He's too kind for a policeman
作为一个警察 他太善良了 [00:17.24]He's never known to frown
他从来没有烦恼过 [00:18.41] [00:19.33]And everybody says
每个人都说 [00:20.12] [00:20.72]He is the happiest man in town
他是城镇里面最快乐的人 [00:22.25] [00:23.16]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:27.07]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:30.97]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:34.66]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:37.66] [00:46.55]He laughs upon point duty
他在执勤的时候欢笑 [00:48.19]He laughs upon his beat
他笑着打着节拍 [00:49.32] [00:50.09]He laughs at everybody
他对每一个人都笑 [00:51.15] [00:51.74]When he's walking in the street
当他走在大街上的时候 [00:53.17] [00:54.03]He never can stop laughing
他永远没法停止笑 [00:55.15] [00:55.76]He says he's never tried
他说他从来不会感觉到累 [00:57.02] [00:57.96]But once he did arrest a man
但是有一次他确实逮捕了一个人 [00:59.90] [01:00.41]And laughed until he cried
一直笑着直到他哭了起来 [01:01.38] [01:02.24]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:06.00]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:09.52]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:13.53]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:16.75] [01:25.38]His jolly face is wrinkled
他快乐的脸上布满了皱纹 [01:26.43]And then he shut his eyes
然后他闭上了眼睛 [01:28.27] [01:29.06]He opened his great big mouth
张开了他的大嘴 [01:30.92]It was a wonderous size
张得特别大 [01:32.24] [01:32.94]He said "I must arrest you "
他说 我必须要逮捕你 [01:34.86]He didn't know what for
他也不知道为什么 [01:36.96]And then he started laughing
然后他又开始了笑 [01:38.04] [01:38.75]Until he cracked his fat old jaw
一直笑到下巴脱臼 [01:40.29] [01:41.10]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:44.94]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.92]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:52.66]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:57.33] [02:04.92]So if you chance to meet him
所以 如果你有机会见到他 [02:06.68]While walking 'round the town
当你在镇里闲逛的时候 [02:07.88] [02:08.60]Shake him by his fat old hand
和他招招手 [02:10.20] [02:10.78]And give him half a crown
给他半克朗 [02:12.09] [02:12.65]His eyes will beam and sparkle
他会对你眨眼睛 [02:14.27]He'll gurgle with delight
他会开心地发出咯咯声 [02:15.61] [02:16.33]And then you'll start him laughing
然后你就会令他哈哈大笑 [02:17.97]With all his blessed might
给他所有的祝福 [02:19.82] [02:20.68]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:24.61]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:28.64]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:32.68]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha