Pass the Football-Jordan Bentley

[ti:Pass the Football] [ar:Jordan Bentley] [al:Wonderful Town (1953 Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pass the Football - Jordan Bentley [00:09.39]Look at me now [00:10.25] [00:11.09]Four years of college [00:12.21] [00:13.33]Famous professors [00:14.07] [00:15.08]Tutoring me [00:15.98] [00:17.04]Scholarship kid [00:17.78] [00:18.89]Everything paid for [00:20.19] [00:21.00]Food and vacations [00:21.95] [00:22.76]All of it free [00:23.83] [00:24.75]Day that I left [00:25.78] [00:26.47]Everyone gathered [00:27.68] [00:28.47]Their cheering still rings in my ears [00:30.83] [00:31.90]Ray wreck rah [00:32.84] [00:33.49]Rah wreck ray [00:34.55] [00:35.45]Rah wreck [00:36.35]Wreck rah [00:37.14]Rah wreck wreck [00:37.96] [00:38.99]Wreck we love you [00:40.26] [00:41.34]'Cause I could pass that football [00:43.36] [00:44.65]Like nothin' you have ever seen [00:46.73] [00:53.30]Couldn't spell a lick [00:54.21] [00:54.88]Couldn't do arithmetic [00:55.67] [00:57.10]One and one made three [00:58.26] [00:59.04]Thought that dog was CAT [01:00.14] [01:01.47]But I could pass that football [01:03.47] [01:04.93]Like nothin' you have ever seen [01:06.54] [01:09.15]Couldn't write my name [01:10.05] [01:10.69]Couldn't translate je vous aime [01:12.95]Never learned to read [01:13.94] [01:14.78]Mother goose or andré gide [01:16.75] [01:17.37]But I could pass that football [01:19.18] [01:20.88]Like nothin' you have ever seen [01:22.41] [01:24.98]Couldn't figure riddles [01:26.02] [01:26.73]Puzzles made me pout [01:27.82] [01:28.75]Where the hell was Moses [01:30.48]When the lights went out [01:31.77] [01:32.38]I couldn't even tell red from green [01:35.00]Get those verbs through my bean [01:36.80]But I was buddies with the dean [01:38.81]Like nothin' you have ever seen [01:40.43] [01:43.19]Passed without a fuss [01:44.05] [01:44.91]English lit and calculus [01:46.09] [01:47.00]Never had to cram [01:47.89] [01:48.89]Even passed the bar exam [01:50.72] [01:51.55]'Cause I passed that football [01:53.63] [01:55.14]Like nothin' you have ever seen [01:56.84] [02:03.54]Couldn't dance for beans [02:04.47] [02:05.09]Mashed my girls to smithereens [02:06.53] [02:07.11]Sometimes blood was spilled [02:08.35] [02:09.10]Still my card was always filled [02:10.72] [02:11.76]'Cause I could pass that football [02:13.75] [02:15.28]Like nothin' you have ever seen [02:17.17] [02:19.55]Then there was the week [02:21.12]Albert Einstein came to speak [02:22.99] [02:23.50]Relativity [02:24.09] [02:25.46]Guess who introduced him me [02:27.29] [02:27.94]'Cause I could pass that football [02:30.27] [02:31.39]Like nothin' you have ever seen [02:33.14] [02:35.83]Had no table manners [02:36.91] [02:37.45]Used to dunk my roll [02:38.75] [02:39.78]Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl [02:42.10] [02:43.31]Though I would not get up for any she [02:45.15] [02:45.81]The prexy's mom age ninety three [02:47.29] [02:47.91]Got up and gave her seat to me [02:49.90]Like nothin' you did ever see [02:51.51] [02:54.30]In our hall of fame [02:55.37] [02:56.67]There's a statue with my name [02:58.33] [02:59.42]There we stand by heck [03:00.75] [03:01.36]Lincoln Washington and wreck [03:03.06] [03:03.95]'Cause I could pass that football [03:06.03] [03:07.66]Like nothin' you have ever ever seen