Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas-Johnny Paycheck

[ti:Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas] [ar:Johnny Paycheck] [al:All Time Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas - Johnny Paycheck [00:09.91]Well he walked into the bar room ragged pants and an overcoat [00:15.21]When at first I saw him I thought he was a joke [00:19.89]When he started preaching I almost dropped my beer thought John [00:25.70]The Baptist had walked in here [00:29.44]In his hand he held a bible and he had scary look [00:34.45]He could quote the scriptures without opening the book [00:39.15]He wasn't to good looking he wouldn't drive the ladies wild [00:43.97]But I'll have to say he damn sure had his style [00:48.53]He said heaven's almost big as Texas [00:53.89]Angels sing like Charley Pride [00:58.70]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [01:03.58]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [01:05.97] [01:17.40]Well he preached about ten minutes then he gave the alter call [01:22.65]Eighty old drunks and four barmaids have their backs to the wall [01:27.51]I held on to my barstool so hard my hands turned white [01:32.49]He looked like he knew where I was that night [01:36.81]He said heaven's almost big as Texas [01:42.18]Angels sing like Charley Pride [01:46.94]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [01:51.97]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [01:55.03] [01:56.65]He went out the back door and vanished into the night [02:01.37]It took a quart of Jim Bean to get me over the fright [02:06.19]I don't know where he was going and I didn't catch his name [02:10.93]But if I go to hell he won't be to blame [02:15.24]He said heaven's almost big as Texas Angels sing like Charley Pride [02:25.29]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [02:30.11]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [02:34.55]Yeah and when he plays there ain't no place to hide