How Many I Help You-Sikth

[ti:How Many I Help You] [ar:Sikth] [al:The Trees Are Dead & Dried Out] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How Many I Help You - Sikth [00:17.87]This is a story bout [00:19.26]A little man named Rod Who did not have a mind of his own [00:21.76]Just went along with his pathetic lonely [00:26.37]Even when he went to school [00:28.11]The teachers said jump and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped [00:30.80]Then he fell on the floor [00:36.75]Never let his feelings out [00:38.00]Didn't have any friends [00:38.64]Once he left school he hoped [00:40.20]This would [00:40.51]All change now [00:43.23] [00:44.91]But [00:45.97]It was not to be [00:47.43]The world for him to see [00:48.86]Mercy [00:49.80]Oh mercy [00:51.00] [00:52.62]Arrrgghhhh [00:53.51] [00:55.32]He had to get a job [00:56.57]Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a while [00:59.69]He went to work on a boat as a cabin boy [01:02.25]"Get on you knees and scrub the decks I want to see you sweating [01:04.55]Make sure you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening" [01:06.98]He didn't like this one bit [01:08.69]He got to get another job [01:11.76] [01:12.45]So he jumped off the boat and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar [01:17.33]He met a chick working there who was just like him Not too pretty Not too pretty [01:21.27]She was sad and lonely just like him [01:23.00]They went to the cinema together and then Went back to his room and [01:28.18]Made sweet loving to each others only friend Only friend [01:32.02] [01:36.97]The night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice shout [01:40.29] [01:42.04]"Boy Go pick the dead rats outta the drain " [01:46.05] [01:48.92]First day [01:49.60]But it's OK [01:50.60]From then he talks to Rodney like sh*t all day [01:54.87]But Rod doesn't do anything just keeps it in [01:58.13]He thinks "f**k it I just put up with this sh*t I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else" [02:03.33] [02:05.59]"How are you doing my good man [02:07.46](As Rodney gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies eh [02:13.09] [02:13.84]I see you got good taste Miranda is very nice girl very nice girl" [02:18.37] [02:19.86]"What's that supposed to mean You trying something say it [02:22.87] [02:23.80]Very friendly girl very friendly girl what's that supposed to mean " [02:29.11] [02:32.42]Where does he go from here What's going on [02:35.60] [02:39.22]"Miranda your girl " [02:40.72]"Yeah what of it " [02:41.79]"She very good expressing her affection for her friends [02:46.16]She my girl your girl everyone's girl" [02:50.54]"So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her [02:54.79]But no one's come in for days apart from a couple of piss-heads" [02:59.65]"She had lovely tight cheeks " [03:01.84]"Not after I saw to her" [03:03.03]Rod was furious [03:03.59]Rod said to Miranda [03:06.03]"How could you do this to me " "Well once I was with you my whole life changed " [03:09.54]"So you got the confidence to disgrace yourself " [03:11.73] [03:13.73]"No longer do I want to be a slave " "What What did you say " [03:17.10]Asked Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird stay away from me " [03:22.22]Then he put some Laxatives into her tea [03:24.58](noises) [03:25.09] [03:27.96]And he was on his own again