99 Problems-Jay-Z

[ti:99 problems] [ar:Jay-z] [al:234683] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.47]99 Problems [00:00.78]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02.53]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:05.03]I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:07.84]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:09.66]Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" [00:12.66]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:15.63]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes [00:17.94]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough [00:20.32]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:23.07]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:25.63]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:28.51]They don't play my hits - well I don't give a sh*t SO [00:31.51]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:33.46]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:36.80]I don't know what you take me as [00:38.73]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:40.98]I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb [00:43.48]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:49.05]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:51.36]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:54.05]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [00:57.04]The year is 94 in my trunk is raw [00:59.11]In my rearview mirror is the motherf**kin law [01:01.67]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmm） [01:04.54]Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor [01:06.92]And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake [01:09.42]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:11.95]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:14.52]"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for " [01:17.20]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:20.01]Or do I look like a mindreader sir I don't know [01:22.58]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [01:24.89]"Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; [01:27.45]License and registration and step out of the car - [01:30.26]Are you carryin a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" [01:32.89]I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my papers legit [01:34.64]"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit " [01:37.82]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back [01:40.51]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [01:42.70]"Aren't you sharp as a tack You should try out [01:45.14]For lawyer or somethin somebody important or somethin" [01:47.51]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [01:50.95]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [01:53.32]"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes" [01:55.82]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [02:01.14]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:03.45]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:06.32]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [02:11.45]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:13.82]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:16.32]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [02:19.32]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:20.95]A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe [02:24.07]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy [02:26.82]But a p**sy havin no God damn sense try an' push me [02:29.88]I try to ignore him talk to the Lord [02:31.82]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:34.82]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:36.57]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:39.51]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and [02:42.07]He and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain [02:44.38]And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again [02:47.38]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [02:49.13]Fiends on the floor scratchin again [02:52.38]Paparazzis with they cameras snappin them [02:55.20]D A try to give a ni**a shaft again [02:57.63]Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African [03:00.26]All because this fool was harassin them [03:02.88]Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin [03:04.63]But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun [03:07.74]I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:13.24]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:15.37]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:18.06]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:23.43]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:25.74]If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:28.37]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me [03:31.07] Whoo Whoo Uh uh [03:36.40]Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:38.71]I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha [03:42.77]You crazy for this one Rick It's your boy