Anatole Of Paris-Danny Kaye

[ti:Anatole Of Paris] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Ballin' The Jack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye [00:04.66]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:07.41] [00:09.60]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:13.60] [00:17.29]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:19.29]Because he played the oboe [00:20.60] [00:21.23]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:24.54] [00:25.48]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:30.54] [00:31.92]I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning [00:35.29]To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady [00:38.92] [00:40.92]Then my Uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:44.23]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow [00:46.86] [00:48.42]Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented [00:51.73]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:54.23] [00:56.67]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [00:57.77]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [00:59.89] [01:01.27]The end of a long long line of bats [01:03.33] [01:04.52]I design women's hats [01:06.89] [01:12.89]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:15.14]I shriek with chic [01:16.77]My hat of the week [01:18.33]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.94]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:22.76]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:24.50]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:28.76] [01:29.38]Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw [01:32.32]And viola [01:32.88] [01:33.44]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:36.82] [01:38.94]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:41.26]The little things I do on it [01:42.88] [01:43.88]Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it [01:47.32]The little ones the big ones [01:50.69]The sat on by a pig ones [01:52.32]The foolish ones that perch [01:53.76]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:54.94] [01:55.45]The one called whisky sour [01:56.94]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:58.38]A little snip a potato chip [02:00.76] [02:01.88]And a trifle off the eiffle tower [02:03.95]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:06.13] [02:07.88]I'm just like wine [02:09.32]I go to your head [02:11.38] [02:12.89]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.82]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:17.26]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:18.45]For putting with a button [02:19.76]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:21.51]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:23.20]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:25.14] [02:28.58]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:31.58]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:34.39] [02:35.33]Strictly between us entre-nous [02:38.51] [02:39.08]I hate women