Mad Dogs An' Englishmen-Various Artists

[ti:Mad Dogs And Englishmen] [ar:Noel Coward] [al:The Stately Homes Of England] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mad Dogs An' Englishmen - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:08.32]In tropical climes there are certain times of day [00:10.19] [00:11.15]When all the citizens retire [00:12.81]To tear their clothes off and persprie [00:14.87]It's one of those rules that the greatest fools obey [00:17.73]Because the sun is much too sultry [00:19.36]And one must avoid it's ultry violet ray [00:22.39] [00:28.77]The native grieve when the white men leave their huts [00:30.75] [00:31.70]Because they're obviously definitely nuts [00:34.35] [00:35.65]Mad dogs and englishmen [00:37.19]Go out in the midday sun [00:38.91]The japanese don't care to [00:40.61]The chinese wouldn't dare to [00:41.89] [00:42.67]Hindoos and argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one [00:45.91]But englishmen detest a siesta [00:48.37] [00:49.52]In the philippines [00:50.16]There are lovely screens [00:51.19]To protect you from the glare [00:52.99]In the malay states [00:53.98]There are hats like plates [00:54.79]Which the britishers won't wear [00:55.90] [00:56.52]At twelve noon [00:57.54]The natives swoon [00:58.32]And no further work is done [00:59.98]But mad dogs and englishmen [01:01.77]Go out in the midday sun [01:03.21] [01:10.94]It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see [01:13.15] [01:14.22]That though the english are effete [01:15.73]They're quite impervious to heat [01:17.27] [01:17.89]When the white man rides every native hides in glee [01:19.96] [01:21.00]Because the simple creatures hope he [01:23.04]Will impale his solar topee on a tree [01:25.89] [01:32.26]It seems such a shame [01:33.03]When the english claim [01:33.86]The earth [01:34.33] [01:35.32]That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth [01:38.07] [01:44.81]Mad dogs and englishmen [01:46.29]Go out in the midday sun [01:48.15]The toughest burmese bandit [01:49.93]Can never understand it [01:51.65]In rangoon the heat of noon [01:53.82]Is just what the natives shun [01:55.22]They put their scotch or rye down [01:57.24]And lie down [01:58.31] [01:58.96]In a jungle town [01:59.67]Where the sun beats down [02:00.91]To the rage of man and beast [02:02.19] [02:02.78]The english garb [02:03.50]Of the english sahib [02:04.22]Merely gets a bit more creased [02:05.56] [02:06.22]In bangkok [02:07.25]At twelve o'clock [02:08.16]They foam at the mouth and run [02:09.86]But mad dogs and englishmen [02:11.75]Go out in the midday sun [02:13.03] [02:13.76]Mad dogs and englishmen [02:15.15]Go out in the midday sun [02:17.09]The smallest malay rabbit [02:19.00]Deplores this foolish habit [02:20.14] [02:20.72]In Hongkong [02:21.67]They strike a gong [02:22.80]And fire off a noonday gun [02:24.35]To reprimand each inmate [02:26.33]Who's in late [02:26.80] [02:28.14]In the mangrove swamps [02:29.09]Where the python romps [02:29.82]There is peace from twelve till two [02:31.70]Even caribous [02:32.71]Lie around and snooze [02:33.83]For there's nothing else to do [02:35.33]In bengal [02:36.32]To move at all [02:37.21]Is seldom if ever done [02:38.97]But mad dogs and englishmen [02:40.85]Go out in the midday [02:41.92]Out in the midday [02:42.82]Out in the midday [02:43.66]Out in the midday [02:44.47]Out in the midday [02:45.38]Out in the midday [02:46.35]Out in the midday sun