My Ballz-The Longest Yard

[ti:My Ballz] [ar:The Longest Yard] [al:The Longest Yard (Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Ballz - The Longest Yard [00:00.80]Ballz ballz ballz [00:02.54] [00:04.43]Ballz ballz ballz [00:06.35] [00:07.15]You'll never touch my [00:08.20]Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [00:10.99]You're standin' tough [00:11.99]But you know that no matter what [00:13.66]You'll never get the chance to touch [00:15.52]My ballz ballz ballz [00:17.78] [00:19.83]Ballz ballz ballz [00:21.66] [00:22.39]You'll never touch my ballz [00:23.08]I see you ain't a player you ain't ballin' [00:25.45]And I don't even care who the hell you call in [00:27.33]In this game it ain't no talkin' [00:29.10]You can get it started I nail the coffin [00:31.01]And all I here is get your man up off him [00:32.16]So why I gotta stop it this ni**a was talkin' [00:34.62]Punk punk [00:35.09]And I ain't gotta prove you nothin' [00:36.55]I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons [00:38.65]This dude in front of me he weighs a brick [00:40.76]He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit Marshall [00:42.51]So I played my position and then don't make a move [00:44.68]Been doin' this for years my team we can't lose D12 [00:46.44]And ain't nobody ain't nobody hard [00:48.19]9 o'clock I'm gonna punch me a guard [00:50.12]Hut one hut two I'm ready [00:52.08]Hike give the ball to Nelly [00:54.15]And nobody out there feels me [00:55.93]Take this 'fore you have to kill me [00:57.88]And any player in my way I'm foldin' [00:59.54] [01:01.01]Damn it call holdin' [01:02.09]Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [01:04.75]You're standin' tough [01:05.72]But you know that no matter what [01:07.34]You'll never get the chance to touch [01:09.26]My ballz ballz ballz [01:11.53] [01:13.59]Ballz ballz ballz [01:15.61] [01:16.23]You'll never touch my ballz [01:17.67]Football football I love football [01:19.08]Yes tres dos uno [01:21.09]Dos tres f**k sh*t b**ch asshole son of a b**ch [01:25.17]Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle [01:26.82]I just stepped in a mud puddle butt hole [01:28.27] [01:28.80]Freak who just tapped on my a** cheek [01:30.69]Never mind let's try a quarterback sneak [01:32.39]Cover me smother me with love that's brotherly [01:34.92]That didn't work try another play [01:36.65]Hut one hut two hut hut hurry up [01:38.59]I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt [01:40.28]Hike the ball I mean I like Bizarre [01:42.10]But Jesus yikes I think I can feel his balls [01:43.94]My d**k is long as it is hard yeah so are my balls [01:47.07]It's the longest yard whoop that's not the chorus [01:49.76]Run it back wrong song yeah disregard [01:51.51]That whole statement I just made what yard line we on [01:54.08]Our own 5 and our timeouts are gone [01:56.04]Less than a minute left I just throw my ball [01:58.22]To the sideline to Von he steps outta bounds [02:00.40]48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts [02:03.24]Call another huddle we're down by six [02:05.18]The plan is to throw the ball to Swift [02:06.76]But he's so god dang high that he's trips [02:08.52]Falls and slips proof grabs him by the fingertips [02:10.96]And runs the ball all the way down to the one [02:12.53]But he don't get in but all we need is a put every flow switch [02:15.49]To get in [02:16.10] [02:16.63]But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win [02:19.34]But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten [02:21.73]God dammit I'm slap somebody if I get tapped on the a** again [02:24.50] [02:25.05]Everybody's laughin' now no timeouts and its now fourth down [02:27.86] [02:28.44]We're never gonna make it wait I just got an idea [02:30.87]Quick everybody get naked Denaun go long [02:33.57]I'm throw the bomb c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on [02:36.55] [02:37.08]A** out with a floppin' schlong touch down yeah I told ya [02:40.87]It's the longest yard [02:42.01]Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [02:44.39]You're standin' tough [02:45.49]But you know that no matter what [02:47.38]You'll never get the chance to touch [02:49.02]My ballz ballz ballz [02:51.45] [02:53.56]Ballz ballz ballz [02:55.44] [02:56.18]You'll never touch my ballz [02:57.09]The new face on the yard just hand me the ball [02:59.12]I'm run through all of yall yall just soft [03:00.91]Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud [03:02.87]It's more tragic for me I'm stiff armin' punks [03:04.73]High steppin' through the end zone [03:06.39]I been grown I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone [03:08.86]It's time to rumble no time to fumble [03:10.61]And I won't stumble your front line will tumble [03:12.71]Playin' ball with killers my team's the realest [03:14.59]Three time offenders even drug dealers [03:16.64]One of the best runnin' backs there never was [03:18.44]Movin' like Barry Sanders leavin' you in the dust [03:19.98]Yack is high I got the highest yack [03:21.25] [03:21.76]Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks [03:23.80]Bizarre snap like a fire crack [03:25.80]And my palm more stickier than spider back [03:27.73]Eyin' my eye try and sack us [03:29.40] [03:29.99]No matter how big they flyin' backwards [03:31.81]Wide reciever recievin' wide [03:33.58]For every stride in my life yo I breathe and die [03:35.79]Defense is playin' a pass [03:36.53]Then the quarterback peeps and screams blow 43 [03:38.55]That means that its time for me [03:39.86]To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell [03:42.13]My tracks burn turf when they excel [03:43.53]I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof ooooh [03:45.67]He got dropped and the ball came loose [03:46.99]And shot up like a flare I gave the ball a stare [03:48.81]And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair [03:50.83]Now I'm flyin' through the air like a superhero [03:52.65]I can use this pose for a box of cereal [03:54.69]I'm no joke punk I get my dinerio [03:56.46]For bein' the best player on my team what [03:58.54]As soon as I hear the hut 1 2 hut [04:00.43]I do one run run the screen go run run [04:02.47]Then I cut spin around in the endzone touchdown [04:04.81]Then I do the ninety shuffle so [04:06.49]Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough [04:08.99]You're standin' tough [04:10.05]But you know that no matter what [04:11.94]You'll never get the chance to touch [04:13.88]My ballz ballz ballz [04:16.25] [04:17.24]Basketballz ballz ballz [04:19.97] [04:20.79]You'll never touch my ballz [04:22.38] [04:23.08]Footballs [04:23.26]I'm talkin' about footballs dude