T.V. Land-Vast Aire

[ti:T.V. Land] [ar:Vast Aire] [al:Dueces Wild] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]T.V. Land - Vast Aire [00:07.83]Intro [00:08.65]Yo son Willie Dynamite said [00:09.90]'He wanna hit you son' [00:11.02]What you gon' do [00:12.02]Oh nah he don't want it with me [00:13.90]Oh nah sh*t I'll bring the Earth [00:15.95]Wind & the Fire [00:16.90]Word [00:17.15]When God made rap he came to me [00:19.08]He said 'What you wanna do ' [00:20.21]I said do this [00:21.08]This ain't Parker Lewis but you gon' lose [00:23.83]Cuz I can do karate in platform shoes [00:27.40]Hold your breath till your face turns blue [00:29.58]I'm like Dolemite mixed with Doctor Who [00:32.33]With a little bit of Sonny Chiba [00:34.15]I like to smoke cheeba and keep a fly bird [00:36.90]Then I tie my sneaker [00:38.08]You need to keep ya mouth zipped [00:40.71]If this was pre-school [00:41.83]I got the Cheese Nips [00:43.15]I seen Popeye get done in Uh-huh [00:45.90]Survival of the fittest [00:47.20]We will eat yo spinach [00:48.90]I think Olive Oyl tried to mix in [00:51.40]Her a** got broke cuz she was too thin [00:54.15]Did she have a chance I don't think so [00:56.77]Call Pink Panther - Inspector Clouseau [00:59.45]Let's get 'em for info see what he knows [01:01.96]And watch the face of grown Pinocchio [01:05.14] [01:06.73]No'm'sain so I ran up there [01:08.35]We hopped in the car [01:09.54]It was like six of us deep [01:11.29]We wasn't having it [01:12.29]I went straight to that ni**a's club [01:14.10]I was like yup [01:15.54]Hell up in Harlem uptown Saturday night [01:18.42]Foxy Brown and Claudine had a fight [01:20.72]And even though it was awful [01:23.42]It got a little worse once they jumped Sparkle [01:26.48]Black Caesar fell out the wagon [01:28.85]But he can switch [01:29.73]His hand like Enter the Dragon [01:31.67]Superfly running sh*t like a gentleman [01:34.29]Cleopatra Jones smacked Lady Heroin [01:37.10]Bad A** got mad cuz he lost his hat [01:39.92]That dude's a bad mutha - stop that [01:42.48]He smacked a girl [01:43.60]Back flipped her rocked her world [01:45.48]And then he went for Cornbread Earl [01:47.35]He choked him out had him in a headlock [01:50.48]We was like 'What Judo does he got ' [01:53.60]You know my style is Bulletproof [01:55.67]Like Clark Kent when he slips [01:57.41]Out of the phone booth [01:58.73]Yo it was crazy dawg [02:01.10]Yo chairs was thrown everywhere [02:03.35]Tables was flipping [02:04.60]I was like let's get the hell out of here [02:07.60]Let's go home [02:09.23]We had to bounce [02:10.48]We did the Hollywood Shuffle [02:11.98]I kissed my girl; [02:12.91]She was like 'I love you' [02:14.73]Hopped out the car [02:15.85]Checking my body for scars [02:17.42]That's when me and my brother saw the Drug Czar [02:20.04]It was Willie Dynamite [02:21.10]He just left the fight [02:22.41]He was like 'It wasn't me [02:23.67]I was here all night' [02:24.91]Then he pulled out [02:26.23]And he shot my brother [02:27.67]Hopped in the car [02:28.73]'I'm gonna get you suckers '