The Streak-Ray Stevens

[ti:The Streak] [ar:Ray Stevens] [al:Misty] [by:] [offset:0] [00:03.44]Hello everyone this is your action news reporter with all the news [00:06.18]That is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket There [00:08.92]Seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me sir did you see [00:11.98]What happened [00:12.68]Yeah I did I＇s standin＇ overe there by the tomaters and here he [00:16.55]Come running through the pole beans through the fruits and vegetables [00:19.23]Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t＇ Ethel I said ＂Don＇t [00:23.85]Look Ethel ＂ But it＇s too late she＇d already been incensed [00:27.44]Here he comes look at that look at that [00:29.74]There he goes look at that look at that [00:32.18]And he ain＇t wearin＇ no clothes [00:34.11]Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:36.05] [00:37.23]Look at that look at that [00:38.61]Fastest thing on two feet [00:40.04] [00:41.04]Look at that look at that [00:42.73]He＇s just as proud as he can be [00:44.85]Of his anatomy [00:46.22]He goin＇ give us a peek [00:48.34] [00:49.97]Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:51.62] [00:53.18]Look at that look at that [00:54.56]He likes to show off his physique [00:55.38] [00:56.88]Look at that look at that [00:58.31]If there＇s an audience to be found [01:00.44]He＇ll be streakin＇ around [01:02.06]Invitin＇ public critique [01:03.99] [01:05.30]This is your action news reporter once again and we＇re here at the gas [01:08.42]Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened [01:10.49]Yeah I did I＇s just in here gettin my car checked he just appeared [01:14.69]Out of the traffic Come streakin＇ around the grease rack there didn＇t [01:19.86]Have nothin＇ on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin＇ [01:24.05]Her a cold drink I hollered ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too [01:28.17]Late She＇d already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of [01:32.91]The shock absorbers [01:34.09] [01:35.67]He ain＇t crude look at that look at that [01:38.16]He ain＇t lewd look at that look at that [01:40.47]He＇s just in the mood to run in the nude [01:42.78]Oh yes they call him the Streak [01:44.53] [01:45.84]Look at that look at that [01:47.08]He likes to turn the other cheek [01:48.44] [01:49.82]Look at that look at that [01:50.94]He＇s always makin＇ the news [01:53.06]Wearin＇ just his tennis shoes [01:54.81]Guess you could call him unique [01:56.56] [01:58.42]Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym covering [02:01.42]The disturbance at the basketball playoff Pardon me sir did you see [02:04.35]What happened [02:05.61]Yeah I did Half time I＇s just goin＇ down thar to get Ethel a snow [02:10.23]Cone And here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right [02:15.03]Down the middle of the court Didn＇t have on nothing but his PF＇s [02:19.40]Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand I hollered up [02:22.71]At Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late She＇d [02:27.20]Already got a free shot Grandstandin＇ right there in front of the [02:31.76]Home team [02:32.26] [02:36.43]Oh yes they call him the Streak [02:38.43] [02:38.99]Here he comes again [02:40.44]Look at that look at that [02:41.69] [02:42.29]The fastest thing on two feet [02:43.54]Ethel Is that you Ethel [02:44.38]Look at that look at that [02:45.45]What do you think you＇re [02:47.42]He＇s just as proud as he can be [02:49.32]Doin＇ You git your [02:50.82] [02:51.36]Of his anatomy [02:52.05]Clothes on [02:52.48]He＇s gonna give us a peek [02:55.24]Oh yes they call him the Streak [02:56.68]Ethel Where you goin＇ [02:58.36]Ethel you shameless [02:58.30]He likes to show off his physique [02:59.74]Hussy Say it isn＇t so [03:01.49]Look at that look at that [03:03.05] [03:04.30]Ethel Ethelllllll