The Twelve Days of Christmas-Stan Kenton & His Orchestra

No wait, hey wait wait. You'll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol: The Twelve days of Christmas No, not that one! A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A fire-breathing dragon just for me Yeah On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two wee rats Heavenly Creatures And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three little pigs Ya ya ya yaaa Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four exploding birds Waaaaaaaa - bang Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me Ya On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Let me guess Five onion rings Five onion rings oh I knew it Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Six mirrors cracking You break it, you bought it Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the Seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the Eight day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight cookies talking Don't you dare Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the Night day of Christmas My true love gave to me Nine mice are tripping Ooh... I'm sorry gordan Eight cookies talking Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings More like the twelve years of Christmas Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the tenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Ten puppets dancing No streets attached Nine mice are tripping Eight cookies talking Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me Wee, ya all for me On the eleventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eleven fairies dusting Ten puppets dancing Nine mice are tripping Eight cookies talking Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve man are singing Daradaradada Eleven fairies dusting Ten puppets dancing Nine mice are tripping Eight cookies talking Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings (Deep breath) Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee Just for meeeeee! Oh, let's do that again Let's not in say we dead